edited post and removed original title

This is a heavily edited post, pretty much completely different than the original version, which was deemed "incomprehensible." I cut out the majority of the content, because it deviated too far from my original vision, which I failed to achieve. Although I don't have any questions, as the original title suggested, I will mention a couple things I wanted to include originally.

In the original version, I included James O'Keefe's quote, the one that is below this paragraph, but I neglected to convey a perceived connection I was making between the mythical internet paid "shill" and the "dark money" stuff that is mentioned in the videos that "Project Veritas Action" recently released. I was implying the whole "sHiLlARy system" and paid shilling was "under attack," and was wondering if they (shills) were panicking... I was trying to talk a little trash (poorly, I suppose) to "paid shills" because they're not supposedly here, and if they were, they wouldn't fess up to it, and if they did, what do they want, an apology?... I felt like it was no-lose... Here's the quote, but I would suggest reading the whole article:


“Let me tell you something else: Bob Creamer goes to the White House. My undercover was invited to the White House,” he continued. “Now, I couldn’t go because I couldn’t get in. I wouldn’t dare use a fake ID. That’s illegal. But I was invited to the White House. I was on White House conference calls, my team was. And they were working with the Hillary campaign. Bob Creamer in the video says Hillary knows what’s going on, through the chain of command. The problem is, these are not low-level people for them.”

Source - www.breitbart.com... &utm_medium=social

I'll leave it at that for now.




"Trigger Warning!!!" (Edited: I know this isn't how you use these... I was trying to be funny by including one, but the joke missed, and I realize that now I'm making it worse by 'splaining it)

a reply to: japhrimu

Well I signed up to shill for Trump but I'm still waiting on payment.

Signed up for Clinton, she said I'd have to make a donation to the Foundation, Foundation said check with the Saudis..

Signed up for Bernie and he said to see Clinton.

Still broke, still shilling!


ETA: Well now my post has no meaning

a reply to: japhrimu

"Trigger Warning!!!" (That's how you use those, right?)

I guess. But usually at the beginning, not the end.

But don't worry. Since your post is incomprehensible, it's ok.

I only accept Shillings.

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
I only accept Shillings.

This thread just got 'Shill'd!'

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
I only accept Shillings.

This thread just got 'Shill'd!'

a reply to: Phage

That's why it's funny. (at least to me, dammit!)...

But seriously, it's incomprehensible? You didn't understand the general idea? The reference? Some of the double spaces too much? I AM pretty tired...
I'll check it, and again tomorrow, when I'm better rested. I have learned to appreciate constructive criticism.
Thanks.

Double post

originally posted by: japhrimu
Edit: I don't remember endorsing anyone... I will admit to supporting #teamNEVERhillary... (I assuming that's an actual hashtag.)

you're so behind on internet trends. it's #burnthewitch these days.

as for the shills, i guess they're like lawyers:

- which client is better, guilty or not guilty?
- solvent

a reply to: japhrimu

1) Did you sign an NDA? (Don't worry... (Ask H))

If I did, I couldn't tell you that I did. If I didn't, I wouldn't tell you that I didn't.

2) Did you sign a contract? (In blood?)

Contracts are messy, SOW are much easier.

3) How much do you make? (Have you already been paid, or does it depend on results?)

I don't work for money, I work for favors. I get paid on demand.

4) What's your favorite personal "work?"

Well, there are so many to choose from, but 2008 was a good year.

5) Did you know the SHILL system might be under attack?!:

There is no shill system, I have no idea what you are talking about.

1) No

2) No

3) No cash. Two shiny candy apple red jet skis. Gift cards. Stuff like that.

4) All the I told you so's when she didn't get indicted. Such satisfaction. Goes to demoralization we get points for that.

5) What shill system?

a reply to: kruphix

I redid the whole post, but I like your answers. Thanks!

a reply to: Sillyolme

Awesome.

a reply to: japhrimu

Oh, and I was also trying to be too funny, or funny, to often... or whatever.

originally posted by: japhrimu
a reply to: kruphix

I redid the whole post, but I like your answers. Thanks!

WTF.

Dude completely changed the OP.

BOYCOTT!

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

originally posted by: japhrimu
a reply to: kruphix

I redid the whole post, but I like your answers. Thanks!

WTF.

Dude completely changed the OP.

BOYCOTT!

No.
Alternate Universe.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Totally did... I agreed with phage it was "incomprehensible."
Wasn't trying anything funny, though.
I like how people quoted the questions. Some funny answers.
Yeah, you can boycott. I would understand.

a reply to: Phage

Mandela effect!!! That's my defense!

a reply to: Phage

Mandela effect!!! That's my defense!