Inappropriate joke of the day!

What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

"Be home in 20 minutes"



Your turn!

a reply to: deadlyhope

Why did the leper lose at poker?

He threw in his hand.

originally posted by: deadlyhope
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?

"Be home in 20 minutes"



Your turn!

Did you hear about the cannibal who was running through the forest and passed his brother?

There was a christian man , the church every Sunday pray every night variety . Anyways hes driving across a flooded causeway and his car gets washed away , why god why he cries and at that instant a dingy floats by and he scrambles inside . Shortly thereafter the boat sinks and he cries why god why and as hes about to drown he floats into a tree and he climbs up .Soon after that a rescue helicopter is hovering above and as they were about to rescue him he yells out god is looking after me and dives into the water and drowns . Moments later hes standing before god and tearily says how could you do this to me i go to church every week and pray every night i am the perfect christian . God looks at him and says , First i sent a boat , then i sent a tree , then i sent a helicopter , hmmm i might have to look into this .

Did you hear the one about the fire at the circus?



It was in tents!

a reply to: deadlyhope

What's the best part about having multiple personalities?

You can high-5 yourself.