Volkswagen recall responsible for increased clown sightings

Anyone who knows anything about clowns, knows that they normally congregate around volkswagens, so with volkswagens in short supply where are they to go but wander the streets aimlessly..

Volkswagen force to buyback cars

VW and U.S. regulators agreed on a settlement involving extensive buybacks

a reply to: Prankster

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Best post of the day so far

Why is this in the Grey area? This is clearly a vast left wing conspiracy to suppress deplorable clowns.

We all need to dig to try and figure out what is going on here.

a reply to: ronjer

Really?

You are a great crowd.

Some parts weren't very good though........

a reply to: CriticalStinker

We all need to dig to try and figure out what is going on here.

Germans invented the air cooled engine for desert warfare in Africa. They planned on fighting across the continent to occupy the oil fields in the Greater Middle east., known then as Greater Arabia. Germans are the Master Clowns. Especially their ring master Adolf Hitler with his clown mustache who had a VW staff car built for him.

They never conquered the oil. We are.

a reply to: intrptr

I think we're really onto something here. Let's hope that MSM isn't running more worthless stories so we can get this out to the masses.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
This is clearly a vast left wing conspiracy to suppress deplorable clowns.

Nah, it's just clever marketing by the clown costume manufacturers, and it's working:

Creepy clown costume sales up 300%