Who sits on the left hand of God?

Who sits on the left hand of God? Why is this question is relevant for anything idk. But if it's Lucifer (Satan) then that makes God the infinite Creator for creating good and evil.

Greetings-

"Gabriel" sits on the Port Side and "Benjamin" sits on the Starboard Side...

a reply to: luciferslight

Rebellion sits on the left hand of God. Mary means "rebellion" so make of that what you will.

Lucifer is not Satan, Lucifer is the light-bringer and morning star. You know who else is known as the light and morning star? Jesus.

Revelation 22
16 "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."

Compared to:

Isaiah 14
12 How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations!

Lucifer is the light bearer, Jesus is the light. The demonization of Lucifer is a demonization of the light and of what is TRUE. We as a species have rebelled against nature so we have drifted to the left hand whereas we should be more toward the right and peace. So I guess it is we as a species that sit on the left, though not every individual is this way.

a reply to: JimNasium

Clowns to the left?
Jokers to the right?

Is that how it goes?

a reply to: Phage

And here I am stuck in the middle with YOU.

Well, I may as well make this double post worth it, here's a kitten.

originally posted by: luciferslight
Who sits on the left hand of God? Why is this question is relevant for anything idk. But if it's Lucifer (Satan) then that makes God the infinite Creator for creating good and evil.

I've been told over the years that god only gives you that which you can handle, so apparently he thinks I'm a badass.
I'm not sure who currently sits there, but when I die, if the christian god does exist, I'm pretty sure I'll have my spot reserved.

Hand? God has tendrils...

arranged around his primary orifice...

well since we are all god . . . who's on your left now?

my answer is my wife

originally posted by: Baddogma
Hand? God has tendrils...

arranged around his primary orifice...

his?

Jesus's lesser known brother..."Jerry Christ" black sheep of the family.

a reply to: openyourmind1262

Are you sure it isn't Brian?

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: openyourmind1262

Are you sure it isn't Brian?

Isn't he the almighty provider of Coors Light?

Maybe I am wrong.

A Japanese sex bot?

Gabriel, from Gevurah - "strength" and the word for power, or God, "El", so "strength of God" is what Gabriel means.

I see the whole "left" vs. "right" language as reflective of the concepts of expansion and contraction or excitation and inhibition.

You need a little of both in your life.

originally posted by: JimNasium
Greetings-

"Gabriel" sits on the Port Side and "Benjamin" sits on the Starboard Side...

Your a gayfer.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: JimNasium

Clowns to the left?
Jokers to the right?

Is that how it goes?

Stop trolling.

originally posted by: LumenImagoDei
a reply to: Phage

And here I am stuck in the middle with YOU.

You're too old

originally posted by: LumenImagoDei
Well, I may as well make this double post worth it, here's a kitten.

Why

originally posted by: ReprobateRaccoon

originally posted by: luciferslight
Who sits on the left hand of God? Why is this question is relevant for anything idk. But if it's Lucifer (Satan) then that makes God the infinite Creator for creating good and evil.

Haha not if I take it first

I've been told over the years that god only gives you that which you can handle, so apparently he thinks I'm a badass.
I'm not sure who currently sits there, but when I die, if the christian god does exist, I'm pretty sure I'll have my spot reserved.