Presidential Debate LITE version with Waldorf and Statler

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: schuyler
God, your avatar is just so cute! I assume you're faking it and are actually a 67 year old male.

That's DBCowboy's sock puppet account.

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad

originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Drinking threads aren't permitted on ATS.

Please be a silent alcoholic.
End public service announcement.

~Finishes glass of mama's grape juice ~

I just assume everyone is drunk all the time. Makes me feel better about being drunk all the time.

God, your avatar is just so cute! I assume you're faking it and are actually a 67 year old male.

lol Nope, that's me.

OMG! (Sigh!)

I know. I know. PDA isn't allowed here either! Buncha prudes!

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Wait, we aren't supposed to be watching the pre-show? #

originally posted by: schuyler

Don't be mad bro, DB is hot in a whale just washed up on the beach after floating around dead for two weeks kind of way.

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Wait, we aren't supposed to be watching the pre-show? #

#rookie

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad
Wait, we aren't supposed to be watching the pre-show? #

The only 'pre' you should be doing is pre-gaming.

4minutes!

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

Well I JUST flicked over, because Kosmikjack was trying to make me feel bad and humiliate me by being all studious and politically astute and pedantically watching all channels.

Bill is on stage now with Melania, I think he wishes he was married to her.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

Well I JUST flicked over, because Kosmikjack was trying to make me feel bad and humiliate me by being all studious and politically astute and pedantically watching all channels.

Bill is on stage now with Melania, I think he wishes he was married to her.

You know he is thinking dirty things all at those ladies.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: schuyler

Don't be mad bro, DB is hot in a whale just washed up on the beach after floating around dead for two weeks kind of way.

Thanks. You've restored my faith in humanity, err. He's a cat, so, well, never mind.

That really is me in my avatar, too. I was just so adorable back then (1955 or so.) I still get a rush from the light socket trick.

[catty girl talk]
I can't believe Melania Trump wore an off the shoulder dress to a serious/professional event
[/catty girl talk]

A black dress is fine but an off the shoulder black dress? I dunno.... Okay, so maybe this debate is not serious. Or professional. Still.

originally posted by: schuyler
Thanks. You've restored my faith in humanity, err.

No one has ever said that about me....

*weeps*

originally posted by: kosmicjack
[catty girl talk]
I can't believe Melania Trump wore an off the shoulder dress to a serious/professional event
[/catty girl talk]

A black dress is fine but an off the shoulder black dress? I dunno....

Okay, so maybe it's not serious. Or professional. Still.

I approve

originally posted by: kosmicjack
[catty girl talk]
I can't believe Melania Trump wore an off the shoulder dress to a serious/professional event
[/catty girl talk]

A black dress is fine but an off the shoulder black dress? I dunno....

Okay, so maybe it's not serious. Or professional. Still.

Me-ouch.

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: kosmicjack
[catty girl talk]
I can't believe Melania Trump wore an off the shoulder dress to a serious/professional event
[/catty girl talk]

A black dress is fine but an off the shoulder black dress? I dunno....

Okay, so maybe it's not serious. Or professional. Still.

I approve

times a thousand.

a reply to: kosmicjack

I know, it so tacky compared to Bills red 9 inch patent leather heels.

originally posted by: kosmicjack
[catty girl talk]
I can't believe Melania Trump wore an off the shoulder dress to a serious/professional event
[/catty girl talk]

A black dress is fine but an off the shoulder black dress? I dunno....

Okay, so maybe this debate is not serious. Or professional. Still.

Sorry I couldn't hear you. I was distracted by the announcers posture! She looked so uncomfortable. Someone get that woman a drink

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: kosmicjack

I know, it so tacky compared to Bills red 9 inch patent leather heels.

I thought I was hearing things when they talked about her custom made shoes. I would rather be comfortable.

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad
I would rather be comfortable.

Can I fix you a Cosby or two?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
We all might need a Cosby by the end of the night....

a reply to: Martin75

You'll like mine when you have them.





Not so much the rest of your life.