My long journey was amazing up here in a spaceship built for one human. The 251 days I spent traveling to Mars were amazing. I think I went insane.
NASA was kind enough to give me a robot to chat with. She went crazy too.
My whole life I trained for this visit to Mars. NASA locked me in a 12x12 room for two years. Lucky for me I had a nail clipper and running recycled
water. Yes my sissy was turned back into water. Everything was in my small room.
My robot and I landed kind of safe on Mars. I could not wait to exit this mind controlled space ship I was in.
As soon as we opened our door 100 Martians were angry and holding up a sign.
Lol NASA is sending you there next, the Martians told me I could stay if I had White Castle hamburgers with extra pickles. NASA is packing you 401
frozen White Castle items and one in-and-out burger...
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