Doctor On YouTube Implies That Trump Could Have Parkinson's Maybe

It seems that Hillary Clinton may have a form of communicable Parkinson's Disease as yet unknown to science — possibly created by the Russians — and she's spread it to her opponent, Donald Trump, the greatest man alive. Actually, allow me to correct the record: He was the greatest man alive until Hitlery gave him this truly horrible and likely chronic possible disease. Now he's the second greatest man alive — at least until the new greatest man alive collapses. (I'm lookin' at you Vladimir)

I have applied a rigorous non-scientific methodology, drawing on the extensive wealth of non-expert, politically motivated opinions available on the Internet. Specifically, I would indirectly cite the excellent research from world renowned Parkinson's expert a doctor who is no dummy (he's in MENSA!) who won't be deterred by radical leftist bloggers in his noble quest for THE TRUTH.

I'd like to personally thank him from the bottom of my bleeding heart for giving we in the lay medical profession such an invaluable tool, A Field Guide to spotting Hillary Clinton's Parkinson's Disease Signs, which will help us to identify those who we politically oppose who might be suffering (maybe) from the symptoms of Hillary Clinton's Parkinson's Disease (HCPD)**. Please note this is an unofficial name for the speculative disease though I'm sure we can get that squared away with a couple rounds of Twitter voting.



In addition to basing my baseless theory on the work of the doctor Dr. Ted Noel or as I playfully refer to him, Dr. Ted No-ethics, I will be using various images from the greatest public record the world has ever known, Google image search. (It's the greatest, believe me. I know all the greatest public records — the very best folks, the very best. Believe me.)

Please note that while I am using this amazing "field guide" in this specific instance because it allows me to create a not-strictly-false title with the words "Doctor" and "Parkinson's" in it, he is but one of a growing (until the election) body of armchair commentators who have disinformative videos you can blitz social media with over the next 50-some-odd days.

Without further ado, the signs that Trump has contracted Hillary Clinton's Parkinson's Disease (HCPD):

Tremors (head bobbing):



Telltale Hand postures (small clues for sure but important nonetheless):






"Bug-eyed look":




Dyskinesia:




Seizures (sad folks, very sad):




** or not.

The most well thought out thread since "Are Flush Toilets Pagan?" and almost completely factual. With both Hillary and Trump stricken with this horrible disease, it looks like the Obama third term and Walmart FEMA camps are right around the corner. Damn you, Jade Helm!

Well done, good sir. Well done.

a reply to: theantediluvian

This will be HUGE. Poor Donald has contracted HCPD. I should go look for images where his pant leg is wrinkled.

This can't be true until the Clinton Campaign announces it as fact.

My catheter just fell out.

a reply to: theantediluvian

I applaud the effort.

This thread actually put a smile on my face...I love election time on ATS

To be honest, he does appear to show signs of mental aging but he does not strike me as someone who has parkinsons. That being said I'm no doctor and all the people from both camps making diagnoses are doing so unfounded (for the most part).

At least there is some substance to the allegations behind Hillary's rumored health issues.

I'm sure this is the same doctor that's now accusing Donald Trump of poisoning Hillary somehow.

The real question is why a man as rich as trump can't get a better hair stylist.

I dont get your angle here but i love the presentation.

Even Donald's doctor admitted it,all his tests had positive results


We should have another health report from his doctor this week,trump mentioned on fox the other day he had one done recently and results will be later this week

Then of course within a few sentences he said he is going to get a check up after more talk from reporters about Hillary before saying he already has don't it!

Can't wait to see what the doctor says might even mention his fingers are the perfect size for a man of his build

a reply to: theantediluvian

You missed one...






edit: Oh ya, FLAGGED

a reply to: theantediluvian

I'm very concerned... He apparently got "the seizures" from Hillary as well. Sounds like the DNC has been using Hillary to be a carrier to infect Trump with these various maladies. That's my theory, anyway...

Here he is doing a coordination test after a seizure and you can see how he has to strain to get those little fingers to touch his thumbs...

Donald Trump’s seizure

Source

Addendum (addendumb?)

I'd also like to draw your attention to a particularly revealing section of this most authoritative of HCPD research videos, Dr. Noel, MENSA member's seminal** work, A Field Guide to spotting Hillary Clinton's Parkinson's Disease Signs:

"we won't see it very often because she's on intensive medical management. One of the things we will see are measures that Hillary takes to avoid showing postures or tremors. In this case she puts a hand on her chest or she may put a hand on a microphone or a lectern. Or as she does often in interviews, she'll put a hand on the other wrist."

The genius of this Internet-diagnostic criteria (IDC) is that the evidence is actually negative evidence. Since politicians who are HCPD non-symptomatic clearly favor the fist of emphasis[1] or on occasion when being "relatable" the sign of the horns popularized by deceased rocker, Ronnie James Dio.[2]

Here we can see Trump exhibiting all the classics (hand on chest, hand on microphone, hand on lectern, hand on wrist):






That's a 4 out of 4 folks. I don't know how much more confirmation could even be possible?


** Particularly seminal in this case because it was the product of extensive mental masturbation.

[1] Here we see a more non-symptomatic gesture as demonstrated by B. Hussein Obama who might have some sort of immunity to HCPD conferred by virtue of his Kenyan birth (HCPD is a so-called first-world problem), his obvious Muslim faith or by the fact that his real father is Satan, Lord of Lies, a noted supernatural being.



[2] Rock on Mr. President, rock on.

So this thread is essentially aimed at mocking those who suggest Hillary has Parkinson's? As much as I don't like Hillary, I also don't like seeing a political figure attacked because of their age or because of suspected health issues, because it happened to Ron Paul back when he ran. I never participated in threads about her having seizures, most of it was clearly just grasping at straws. But her recent episode indicates something like Parkinson's Disease could be the cause. If she had pneumonia I highly doubt she would be up and back to full health so quickly, let alone touching a little girl the moment she leaves the hospital.

a reply to: theantediluvian

I just shuddered because I felt a cold wind pass through my apartment-I must have Parkinsons.

On numerous occasions I have mentioned Hillarys blood clot and maybe the medication she may have been perscribed could've had detrimental effects. Trump seems fine to me though might suffer from De Bono Deficiency syndrome.

Of course The Donald The Entertainer loves all the free publicity.

a reply to: ChaoticOrder

So this thread is essentially aimed at mocking those who suggest Hillary has Parkinson's?

How dare you! I'm outraged! This is SRS BSNS.

Why you just wait until I finish tweeting about this and find myself a team of lawyers. Your C&D is the mail (basically). Failure to comply will result in a lawsuit of $3 billion for damages to my brand.

a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Where's my mind bleach!?

a reply to: theantediluvian

All I can say is thank you.

You gave me some much needed laughs as well as making a very strong, cohesive argument.

(To be missed completely by some.)

Good show.

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