10 commandments (if written today)

I was browsing YouTube with the Mrs and came across this little gem from CollegeHumor. I can't really say much apart from, I agree with number 8 and 9 lol.

Enjoy!

a reply to: TerryDon79

1. We Are All Born Free and Equal
2. Don’t Discriminate
3. The Right to Life
4. No Slavery
5. No Torture
6. You Have Rights No Matter Where You Go
7. We’re All Equal Before the Law
8. Your Human Rights Are Protected by Law
9. No Unfair Detainment
10. The Right to Trial
11. We’re Always Innocent Till Proven Guilty
12. The Right to Privacy
13. Freedom to Move
14. The Right to Seek a Safe Place to Live
15. Right to a Nationality
16. Marriage and Family
17. The Right to Your Own Things
18. Freedom of Thought
19. Freedom of Expression
20. The Right to Public Assembly
21. The Right to Democracy
22. Social Security
23. Workers’ Rights
24. The Right to Play
25. Food and Shelter for All
26. The Right to Education
27. Copyright
28. A Fair and Free World
29. Responsibility
30. No One Can Take Away Your Human Rights


Check out this statement; The Universal Declaration of Human Rights

They were written but in 16 December 1948. In 1976, The Covenants became ratified by a sufficient number of individual nations, the Bill has become an international law, to be followed by all.

a reply to: tikbalang

Which has nothing to do with what I posted lol.

a reply to: TerryDon79

If the 10 commandments were written today?

the ten commandments were a cultural dogma in those days, it becomes funny when people dont understand the ten commandments, and think of them as a imaginary person in the sky said " Follow these "
Just the same as 30 articles of a unified cultural dogma..

I believe you think its funny cause of your subjective view on religion..

a reply to: tikbalang

You do realise that this is the "Jokes, Puns & Pranks" forum, right?

a reply to: tikbalang

This is the Jokes, Puns, and Pranks forum. Get a clue. This Declaration of yours is not so well liked by Muslims and other non-western cultures. It does not have the force of law, despite what Wikipedia says, which you quoted without attribution.

a reply to: schuyler

wikipedia
Universal declaration of human rights

On the bottom of that page you have all the source, have a fun read.

The foundation of the US is not built on human rights.. So your western statement is way off

a reply to: tikbalang

Did you leave your sense of humour in your other trousers?

The video is satire, comedy, a joke.

Lighten up.

originally posted by: tikbalang
a reply to: schuyler

On the bottom of that page you have all the source, have a fun read.

The foundation of the US is not built on human rights.. So your western statement is way off

If you actually READ the entire Wikipedia entry, instead of just quoting the intro without attribution, you would find that considerable criticism has been made because this declaration is heavily "western culture" oriented. Several Muslim countries have declared their own declaration just for that reason. Secondly, I NEVER MENTIONED the US, and the US is not the only western nation, so what's up with that? You're off on a tangent of your own imagination. Third, you still don't seem to understand this is the JOKES forum. What do you not understand about that? Do you live in an alternate universe or a different planet?

Can I have my three minutes back?

That was incredibly stupid.

a reply to: schuyler

Different planet, i thought you understood the concept of Vulcans. ( Nordic )