The Morgan Freeman Effect

In my timeline, being well endowed means having the largest harmonica.

In my timeline, "The Twilight Saga" was a musical comedy that grossed 14 dollars it's opening weekend.

In my timeline, the national anthem was done, Gangnam Style.

In my timeline, Kayne west is Secretary of State, and peace rules the globe.

In my timeline, we have 5 fingers. And no thumbs.

In my timeline, Hamburger Helper actually assists with student loans and mortgages.

In my timeline, lead-paint chips are served with salsa.

In my timeline, if the only tool a man has is a hammer, then every job looks like a squished banana.

In my timeline, Vladimir Putin does show tunes in the Costco parking lot for spare change.

In my timeline, a tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable. It is a form of cheese.

In my timeline, we don't take the Mandela Effect seriously.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

In my timeline, we don't take the Mandela Effect seriously.

OK. I guess we do share a timeline. I was wondering there for a sec.

Do they hand out '___' at the portal to your universe or something?

ETA: lysergic acid diethylamide

The things they censor.

SMH

a reply to: DBCowboy

In my timeline Morgan Freeman is narrating my life

and it is awesome!

a reply to: NthOther

In my timeline, we get high off life.



And bathtub gin.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, Vladimir Putin does show tunes in the Costco parking lot for spare change.

Greeting, Comrade! Matinee start in 15 minute.

In my timeline, people mock everything that doesn't fit in their worldview.

Edit: Also, in my timeline..I asked for a double cheese with bacon

I got a single with no bacon

Hell's balls! Timeline musta shifted...

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

In my timeline, we don't take things so seriously. We take things to the movies. And maybe drinks afterwards.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks for the nightmares. Like I didn't have enough crazy sh** in my head already.

In my timeline beer is over priced, rats have amazing ninja skills, and plump dark-skinned women are becoming more and more appealing.

a reply to: DAVID64

In my timeline that is DBCowboy.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.

originally posted by: skunkape23
In my timeline beer is over priced

I think I mighta shifted into this one at some point. Seems a time I recall I used to be able to afford enough of the stuff.

originally posted by: DAVID64
Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.

Hirsute and crusty?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DAVID64

In my timeline that is DBCowboy.

In my timeline, we're twins.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, we're twins.

In this timeline we're sock puppets so I guess it is cool.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DAVID64
Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.

Hirsute and crusty?

In my timeline, it's. . . .

Hirsute and Crusty 2016

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, we're twins.

In this timeline we're sock puppets so I guess it is cool.

I knew you were going to say that!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I knew you were going to say that!

*sigh*

I know, we're so predictable.

In my timeline, the first rule is we never discuss our timeline.
...aww crap!