Barstar Lumberjerk An Almost True Story

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

yes, i must say i am pleased you are not the Barstar type. The overwhelment of it would more than likely have crushed my heart and destroyed my peace, leaving only bland obscurity.

a reply to: awareness10

While the temptation to create a globe-hopping, lyrical playboy to boost my ego is great I try not to give in because occasionally you have to back that s*** up with facts.

But I love Barstar anyway, if only for his insane talents, both real and imaginary.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Just pretend you're Moses that outta stop all inner desires motives or otherwise completely, shutting off that valve that should most definately if ever have been turned on, by default.

Silky red hair, blue eyes, pointy nose...

What does the fox say?
CAFFEINE! which ain't a bad idea btw.

Lets ask Ylvis shall we

originally posted by: awareness10
What does the fox say?

I had no clue so I asked Barstar Lumberjerk:

The fox is red and runs past the trees
He dashed through grass up to his knees

He makes squeaky noises just like my pup
Now 'scuse me while I vodka my pimp cup

Chug it down, what was the poem about?
Oh, yeah, some silly fabricating lout

I'll tell you a story or maybe three
But first let me cut down this damn tree

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

lol that was great! ok give me time to think ... i shall be back momentarily.

I talked to bard, and i think he's a bit confused cause he gave me this.



Definately confused!

Hey! I remember this person.

In my timeline he wasn't a he. He was a she. And she wore a bikini, but never seemed to get wet.

a reply to: TerryDon79


I've personally never heard that story but I learned that with Lumberjerk you can never know what he will make up next.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He sounds like a box of chocolates. You never know what ya gonna git.

a reply to: TerryDon79

I know what you'll get. The most amazing, tree-trimming, karaoke-singing, poetry-slamming, groupie-destroying freakazoid that has ever, and will ever, walk the planet.

uh.. i guess that last one wasn't taken too well.

SHAME BARD SHAME!

Fear not, there are cannotonical levels to which people in power can and will drag bard through the streets and shame him in his nakedness for all to see. SHAME SHAME SHAME. 'repeating game of thrones'. Because, that's what people do!

a reply to: awareness10

Sorry, Barstar covered Monty Python earlier.

They are talentless hacks as far as he is concerned.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What?!

Then i must confess... Bard has absolutely NO CLASS!

Who doesn't like Monty Python!?

UGH NO

i'm beside myself, kind of.. not really i'm actually sitting here typing but i thought i'd just mention it for my own sake. You know just in case, the need arised, which it wont. I'll shut up now.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: awareness10

Sorry, Barstar covered Monty Python earlier.

They are talentless hacks as far as he is concerned.

I think I'm starting to dislike Barstar.

Who doesn't like Monty Python?!

originally posted by: awareness10
Then i must confess... Bard has absolutely NO CLASS!

That pretty much goes without saying. He is a cad but he is our cad and if he sang you a song you would still swoon.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
I think I'm starting to dislike Barstar.

Who doesn't like Monty Python?!

People not in the film industry.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Would he sing us a song like piano man? But at 9 o'clock on a Saturday?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I dunno if i would swoon. How does one swoon? I don't believe i've ever swooned.

originally posted by: awareness10
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I dunno if i would swoon. How does one swoon? I don't believe i've ever swooned.

I thought a swoon was a white bird with a long neck that likes sitting on lakes.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Would he sing us a song like piano man? But at 9 o'clock on a Saturday?

If he did Billy Joel would sit at the bar and put bread in Barstar's jar.