Barstar Lumberjerk An Almost True Story

originally posted by: Quantum12
As I see the sunshine in his dreams all your love and light let him in,
Knowing the who of him is a dream come true.

I opened the door of time and he was in my head playing tunes,
A choice was to keep the door open for eternity.

Once he finished the door closed...

You should let Barstar polish that up a bit, he would sell 4 million albums and have it used in a film soundtrack.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I would love to be Barstar, he sounds a hero lol

originally posted by: grainofsand
I would love to be Barstar, he sounds a hero lol

When is the last time you climbed Mount Everest? Never? Then you cannot be him.

Barstar Lumberjerk is God's gift to God.

a reply to: grainofsand

You and edits!!!!
LOL

...I don't live in your Bible belt lol

Be grateful, my friend be very grateful!

Barstar loves it here!
The rules don't apply when he's in town.

Hell, they don't apply anywhere he is!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: grainofsand
I would love to be Barstar, he sounds a hero lol

When is the last time you climbed Mount Everest? Never? Then you cannot be him.

Barstar Lumberjerk is God's gift to God.

And if you recall the tale...

he did it with no Sherpas or O2!!!

Truly a legend.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
he did it with no Sherpas or O2!!!

Truly a legend.

Who needs mere air when you are Barstar Lumberjerk? I cannot wait for his next film about this spectacular adventure. I heard he is going to write, direct, star in and produce the entire movie.

I hope you find the happiness...love ya....

originally posted by: grainofsand

I hope you find the happiness...love ya....

The one true time I found happiness is when Barstar actually made me a cocktail. He has seen my thread on ATS and offered to demonstrate his superior mixology skills by whipping up a Vodka on the rocks that tasted like heaven in a glass. His use of the exact proportions of flavorless vodka coupled with flavorless ice cubes was sublime in its subtlety.

I have never had its equal before or since.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: grainofsand

I hope you find the happiness...love ya....

The one true time I found happiness is when Barstar actually made me a cocktail. He has seen my thread on ATS and offered to demonstrate his superior mixology skills by whipping up a Vodka on the rocks that tasted like heaven in a glass. His use of the exact proportions of flavorless vodka coupled with flavorless ice cubes was sublime in its subtlety.

I have never had its equal before or since.

Why you don't drink Sambuca smh.

originally posted by: grainofsand
Why you don't drink Sambuca smh.

Because Barstar is a vodka drinker, so I am a vodka drinker.

Don't be hater that I want to be like my hero, the most amazing person in the world.

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: grainofsand

I hope you find the happiness...love ya....

The one true time I found happiness is when Barstar actually made me a cocktail. He has seen my thread on ATS and offered to demonstrate his superior mixology skills by whipping up a Vodka on the rocks that tasted like heaven in a glass. His use of the exact proportions of flavorless vodka coupled with flavorless ice cubes was sublime in its subtlety.

I have never had its equal before or since.

Why you don't drink Sambuca smh.

When in the presence of a God, one drinks only of their nectar when offered and never partakes of their ambrosia unless offered.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A Sambuca man then cool, don't be scared lol.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
When in the presence of a God, one drinks only of their nectar when offered and never partakes of their ambrosia unless offered.

Exactly.

And when he fixes his steely blue eyes on you and says in his sonorous tenor, 'Drink this, it will make you feel like a MAN!', you drink it. All of it.

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Lol, you twat

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Did Barstar ever write you a poem? Can you share it here?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TNMockingbird
Did Barstar ever write you a poem? Can you share it here?

He did but I wouldn't want to diminish the intimacy with a public display.

Suffice it to say, it was incredible and won my heart from the first word.

It left me in a state of rapture that could never be matched in a million years.

As a matter of fact, I feel like a song.
*sigh*

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
He did but I wouldn't want to diminish the intimacy with a public display.

He wrote a very deep one that he shared with me:

I was a Tree Guy from the Midwest
Then I headed to Cali and started a mess

I cut trees down and told some Lies
Just to fool some internet guys

Chicks flying in from every which place
Cause they saw the profile on Myspace

Marathons and sprints I run everyday
But from my bull I can't get away

I'm famous and rich but only in my head
My real life is so banal, it causes me dread

My wife and kid I leave them at home
But I've been caught, my cover is blown

He said this one was about his alter ego. Very touching.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Glad I've never tried bull#ting you lol

originally posted by: grainofsand
Glad I've never tried bull#ting you lol

No BS here. Barstar is a real person who has done all of these things and more.

The stories we have yet to tell will leave you in awe. You know, kinda like The Most Interesting Man in the world promo for Dos Eques? Except that guy was a make believe.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lol, sounds amazing!