posted on Aug, 8 2016 @ 11:38 AM
To mix it up, there are some funny ones among the 'deeper' ones. Authors provided if I have them.
The part of a man's religion that he finds convenient is the part that he'll never drop. — A. A. Horn
Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it. — Frank Wedekind
To err is human; to really screw things up requires a computer.
If all is not lost, then where is it?
If you teach children how to think, then you won't have to tell them what to think. - W. J. Gadpaille
Why do so many people think that "freedom" means "irresponsibility"?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams
A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they're probably interested in fashion, and want to check out the clothes. - George Carlin
Knowledge can create problems, but ignorance cant solve them. — Isaac Asimov
The greatest educational fallacy is the belief that what must be learned, can certainly be taught. — Sydney J. Harris
If you seek only earthly pleasures, the mirror will reflect a pale face and a degenerating body.
The height of embarrassment is when two sets of eyes meet peeking through a keyhole.
You'll probably never meet anyone who is too busy to stop and tell you how busy they are.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. - Yogi Berra
Being stupid is no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad - Sheldon Cooper
To stand still is to fall behind. — M. L. Marshall
When life hand you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you potatoes, make vodka!
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin
A hazy memory is still better than the clearest photograph.
The greatest sorrows are contained in the biggest hearts.
An excellent plumber is infinitely more admirable than an incompetent philosopher. The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is
a humble activity, and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity, will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy.
Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. — John W. Gardner