Jesus Christ Returns to Earth For ‘Second Coming,’ Vows to Destroy ISIS

a reply to: NOTurTypical

Jesus was like my namesake, both a man and a god. Given Jesus is still alive, would you say Jesus' life could be expressed by some trivial calculus?

2016 x 365,25 x 1000 = That's more than 700 million years. Damn!

And given our universe's estimated age of 13 billion years, Jesus still have a wide future of delights and wonder:

700 000 000 : 13 000 000 000 = 0.05

He has only lived 5 per cents of his life, and the universe ain't getting any younger. According to my calculations, Jesus would start fading out in about 40 000 years. That's quite a career.

Why is it when people go crazy they always be Jesus? I like to think when I finally go insane that I will want to be God. I want to be the one in charge not God's right hand man.