You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Which is why I love you, skanky and demure.

What a coincidence!

That's what my tramp stamp says.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Frankly the only island you or I would end up trapped on would be Riker's.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: GodEmperor
First, I would need to know who the five most fertile female ATS members are.

That would be Zazz, Kali, Buzzy, BH and DBCowboy.

Don't ask how I know.

I really do want to ask how you know!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Then the tramp stamp might not have been a good idea.

originally posted by: GodEmperor
I really do want to ask how you know!

I have in depth knowledge.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Then the tramp stamp might not have been a good idea.

Depends on font size.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lol.

You're bad.

originally posted by: GodEmperor
You're bad.

You think I'm bad? Imagine getting catfished by DB.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The noodling kind or scamming kind of catfished?

a reply to: GodEmperor

Yes.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Frankly the only island you or I would end up trapped on would be Riker's.

IDK...I kind of imagine you two as a Mr. Roark and Tattoo island duo.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Augustus is not that short dude

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw this. It would have been very bad.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
IDK...I kind of imagine you two as a Mr. Roark and Tattoo island duo.

I would be praying for the plane to crash on top of us.

originally posted by: ketsuko
I'm weak and ill. I'd only hold the group back. Any group that gets saddled with me? I give you permission to kill and eat me. Use my flesh to get you all back to civilization!

What? Absolutely not. I refuse to use you for protein. I'm guessing you are quite good at organizing things, have all kinds of handy bits of knowledge we could use to survive.

Besides, on any island with me, the weak and old are cared for by the group.


Okay. So my skills include awesome campfire cooking, organizing, shelter-building, general helpful crafts to make life easier, and making meals with whatever is available that is NOT people. If pushed by hunger I could become a merciless killer of fish and wildlife, and a gatherer of island edibles. I'm also awesome at campfire stories and songs, map making and cave drawings.

Hm. One possible group (I can think of a whole bunch of potentially awesome Island-mates)

In addition to you, Ketsuko, I'll take any of the kinder/gentler tricked out preppers with their go-bags as long as they are willing to share,

True Brit needs to be there in order to keep us all civilized and is in charge of writing our Island Constitution with appropriate vocabulary,

Reldra can be Camp Counselor, and SOMEONE around here is a doc or a nurse so we'll get one of them,

Kandinsky so he can help us map the stars and figure out where the heck we are, as well as identify things flying through the sky that might be helpful to our plight (i.e. planes, UFO's, etc.)

So, that's six (docs/nurses and preppers feel free to apply...)

But why only 5? Ya'll come!!! The more the merrier! Heck, we could even have a REAL mud pit!!!!!

AB

a reply to: HoldMyBeer

I'm going to add a few that were overlooked. Bedlam seems to have grown up in a time where providing for yourself was common. Bigfatfurrytexan has consistently provided intelligent commentary.

Augustus is a mason so he probably has a magic ring to get us rescued by tptb. He's also amusing and I think we'd get along.

There's a couple who's names escape me from the survival forum who have studied the things I have who would be nice to have along.

Wild edibles and hunting will be important, but having some old-school wisdom from people that others listen to is also important.

Cool topic. Star and flag.

originally posted by: HoldMyBeer
Dammit! I almost went with Snarl.

Alas ... it would have been magnifico.
Nightstar for hugs? Who's that?

I think it could be interesting to get to know the people I usually disagree with.. debunkers, skeptics...Hillary supporters..Climate Changers

So Id go with members like Krazyshot, Introvert, Surfer,

Maybe Slayer for his smarts

..and yeah...Augustus for his humour

a reply to: Tucket

Who are you kidding? You want Augustus for his booze.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It appears the two of you were unable to be left unsupervised for one page of thread.