How many members do you like as people?

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
DB takes them hostage, does he fatten them up for the mason to eat them?

I just like having someone to talk to.

I get lonely.

If you wouldn't threaten to kick people in the nuts so much, you could have more friends!

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.

He sadly can affect other parts of the gastro-intestinal system as well. Last time he had to carry me. Hence only one set of foot prints at the border.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My amusement with this thread on a scale of 1-10 ?

Well, let's just say it's up there, definitely double digits!

I have a cousin in the double digits.

He used to work on a wood chipper.

I thought that usually rapidly reduced the number of one's digits ...

a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought that was what the shelf full of baby doll heads is for.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.

I once let Jesús take the wheel.

I miss that car.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.

He sadly can affect other parts of the gastro-intestinal system as well. Last time he had to carry me. Hence only one set of foot prints at the border.

He made up for it by the prints in the back of the drawers.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.

I once let Jesús take the wheel.

I miss that car.

In some of Jesús' neighborhoods, you'll lose all 4 wheels when you turn your back on your car.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
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He made up for it by the prints in the back of the drawers.

Wouldn't be the first Mexican that kicked my ass.



Today.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Two questions:
How much did you pay for it?
Did you have to wear a ball gag?

originally posted by: Skid Mark
How much did you pay for it?
Did you have to wear a ball gag?

Nothing and yes.

a reply to: Skid Mark

But you should see how he actually wears it...

originally posted by: pfishy
a reply to: Skid Mark

But you should see how he actually wears it...

Mmmm, you have to be careful with that. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

El Gimpo

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Si! Ficción de la pulpa.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Y sabrás que mi nombre es Yahvé cuando caiga mi venganza sobre ti.

I don't understand French.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't understand French.

You're lucky, not only do I not speak English, I'm as illiterate as Dexter Manley in a pitch dark room...

a reply to: burdman30ott6

I mean, what the hell does that even say? I mash my fingers on the keyboard randomly and hope some of it manages to form into words that can go together....

a reply to: burdman30ott6

I used to be illiterate, but then my parents got married.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

El roble es Bueno...