Wash your feggin hands people

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Now you have done it! I can no longer read this thread.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
All in the buttocks.....

All? I like ambition.

originally posted by: mamabeth
Now you have done it! I can no longer read this thread.

Not a fan of seafood?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Congratulations,you have found one of my weak spots.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's likely just her imagining my participation that is off-putting.
Thanks for playing.

a reply to: mamabeth

Perhaps if it is prepared differently?

a reply to: mamabeth

Excuse me for the offense.
I promise not to touch you.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am about to get sick here at my desk.Shame on you,you're going
from bad to worse.I have only read about 2 pages of this thread
and had to stop.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am about to get sick here at my desk.Shame on you,you're going
from bad to worse.

Just trying to help. I thought maybe a different preparation or perhaps some sort of special garnish would enhance the gastronomic experience.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Boy can you tell that school is out and the summer
games have begun!

a reply to: mamabeth

School!?

I will have you know I am an adult. Not a very mature one but an adult none the less.

Now, back to mollusks. Tabasco or lemon?

originally posted by: supermarket2012
I think it is more of a mental issue with you, and less of an actual health concern.

I posted this very thing.

put chemicals on our hands 10-15+ times a day just to feel 'safe'.

Can you cite where I claimed to do this?

The only thing I dislike is when people are eating all the time between their work or whatever and make smacking noises and grunts or whatever. I mean come on dudes, it is bad enough I need to be around you when you need to fulfill your primeval urges of having a full belly but do I need to listen to it too? Enjoy in silence, making noises while eating next to me just don't.

Same goes for fapping btw, if you really need to fulfill your primeval urges just don't smack next to me, just don't.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh yummy! You don't even have to bother with the shell. How about if you sneeze and a glob shoots out and onto something? Do you slurp it off?

a reply to: Skid Mark

Glad someone can appreciate my frugality.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Why waste it? Delicious and nutritious?

a reply to: Skid Mark

And good for you too!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
It's also a good butter substitute. Hawk that onto toast and there you go.

It's probably not good to overwash one's hands and use sanatizer. I hate being "dirty" too, but we gotta give our immune systems practice for when the nasty viruses and bacteria come along.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
It's also a good butter substitute. Hawk that onto toast and there you go.

Who needs jelly?