The Fat Earth Theory

Do you think the Earth is getting fat?
Like the trees and the animals, including us, we are all getting fat?

I've seen some images from ISIS's space station that show the earth being very fat (before nasa photoshoped the fatness out of them).

Ever wonder why some maps show Antarctica as being really huge (fat) in comparison to the rest of the continents?
Those are probably not meant to be seen and leaked out like a ripple in the matrix.

I guess the Fat Earth Theory coincides with the jumping timeline Mandela Theory as well, coupled with high levels of corn syrup, and that stuff is no good for you either.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

The tree I planted in my back yard got bigger. Fat Earth Theory proven!!

It's possible this planet is morbidly obese.
The universe is expanding but our clothes can no longer contain the pressure.
Were about to split our britches.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

It's the aliens fattening us up for harvest!

Seriously though,I've noticed people everywhere are indeed becoming obese.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

You rule, utterly.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

That would explain the epic rise of earth quakes recently!

Mind Blown!!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

But surely it has been proven that the Earth is expanding infinitely, despite the fact that it's mass is staying pretty much the same.

It can do this because it's a moebius strip in the 16.3rd dimension, or something to do with "Chakras"?

Trust me, someone said it on YouTube.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

so what you're saying is. . .

"Do these genes make my earth look fat?"

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

yes, everything is getting fat

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

The Earth is definitely getting fat, it needs a bikini! I hate Fat Earth!

The Earth is getting so fat, that last week it was seen at Walmart, wearing yoga pants and buying a case of nacho's.

As soon as I read the OP, it made me think Emily Litella.


For those who don't know who Emily Litella is...

I'll take a thread about fat Earth any day over flat Earth!

originally posted by: ladyinwaiting
I'll take a thread about fat Earth any day over flat Earth!

Fat Earth was Flat earth.

Then it got implants.

That's right. Earth is a floozy.

The Flabby Earth.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Fat Earth > Flat Earth.

No one wants to live on a Flat Earth. Fat Earth more fun.

Ok so I just got several PM's from members telling me that it's not PC to call the earth fat.
I guess it's now called big and beautiful, plus size option, flexible orientated universe.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

In the US, there is tons of evidence (literally) to support your theory.

I could post millions more but I think you get the idea.

Fat earth waddles around the sun.

It also eat pork rinds and like nascar.

Yes, I heard it in the subliminal backward messages in this YouTube video!