Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar..

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."

Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII

Trump: "No the other one:"

Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"

Trump: "No, the other one."

Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"

Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Jokes shouldn't be this long. Short, sweet, and to the point.

originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Jokes shouldn't be this long. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Its hard to keep this one short, as the hole point of it, is that it is that long

anyways, i just thought it was funny and wanted to share with you guys

That's pretty funny, I was just thinking the other day if someone would compile a basic list of all the shady things she's been involved with. Sad thing is the joke is missing a few. I'm not really sure who the "best" candidate is in this election, but I'm around 99% sure Hillary is the worst.
S&f for the joke

originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Jokes shouldn't be this long. Short, sweet, and to the point.

How is it possible to make a short joke about Hillary?

Guess the answer.

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Just lovin' it lol

Cheers - Dave

originally posted by: Quantumgamer1776
That's pretty funny, I was just thinking the other day if someone would compile a basic list of all the shady things she's been involved with. Sad thing is the joke is missing a few. I'm not really sure who the "best" candidate is in this election, but I'm around 99% sure Hillary is the worst.
S&f for the joke

Iam just happy i live in a place where i dont have to vote for any of them
But i would NEVER vote for Hillary, thats for sure, cause i think your right

originally posted by: IAMNOTYOU

originally posted by: Swills
a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Jokes shouldn't be this long. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Its hard to keep this one short, as the hole point of it, is that it is that long

anyways, i just thought it was funny and wanted to share with you guys

Thanks, but was everything on there true? If so, I really want the "hill" to be the next POTUS, for real, she's the most qualified crook to be sleeping in the White House.

Obviously there is some misogynist tendencies in this thread. If one didn't hate women, why would one out all this truth on one page. Picking on poor Hilary for all the stuff she actually did is just sexist and if rumors are true...maybe a little homophobic

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Aha! That's why she's really running - she missed a few things she wanted to take!!!

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

I couldn't read it all I lost my concentration its too long

Really? The joke IS Trump.
Cheers

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU

Thanks, you made me spill my coffee, darn!

yes it's a long joke but that is the point
now how about a joke where Donald and Hillary wake up in bed together, look at each other and.......

originally posted by: Swills
Jokes shouldn't be this long. Short, sweet, and to the point.

ROFL ... nice topper.

The REAL joke is that of the two people mentioned, one of them is likely to become potus!

Trump and Hillary meet in a bar. They drink for a while.

Trump challenges Hillary to an arm wrestle; he takes off his coat, loosens his tie and rolls up his sleeves.

Hillary breaks a beer stein over Trump's head, slams his arm to the table and claims victory.

a reply to: IAMNOTYOU