Illuminati Confirmed

Yep, I cruise around with this on my back window:



Illuminati? Confirmed.

a reply to: MystikMushroom

That really does explain a lot about you.

How much time each day do you spend basking on rocks to warm your blood?

originally posted by: Rapha
However, even though you have information on them, have you actually witnessed them ?

No.

originally posted by: Rapha

Left overs of Sheol after Jesus rose from the tomb and took all life with him leaving bubbling mud pits filled with maggots feeding off the flesh of sinners whilst in the company of witches. One should be easy to navigate to seeing that it has a wooden sign post (portal) near by labelled M345.

Hades standing next to the black scorched leafless Tree of Death, watching a sinner crash to the ground only to get eaten by 8ft tall bipedal vultures that can smell his 'Fresh Meat' from a mile away.

Tartarus whilst in the company of 3 fellow raphah's as wraiths and crushed into the razor sharp skin flake dust as the word 'infinity' becomes reality.

And finally, standing in the Lake of Fire surprisingly close to the film 'Constantine' starring Keanu Reeves except its not so windy. Oh when sinners scream, they just don't have any fleshy lungs, throat and voice box to scream through anymore.
The Shaitan jinn have so much fun down there.

Surely Azazel or Lucifer has shown you the delights of either hell.

This is why Lucifer is mocked. He cannot even organize a pee-up in a brewery let alone personally show where his followers are going to end up for eternity. That guy has 'clueless' stamped on his forehead.

Did all of that serve to satisfy your sadism?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not nearly enough. I'm usually to busy working on my plans to use a cloned army and EMP's to take over the world.

The tricky part is developing a drug the clones are addicted to that only I can provide...but then I need people to make that drug, and they also need ANOTHER drug to be addicted to that OTHER people make...and then it just spirals out of control.



I'm thinking about just implanting them with small devices attached to the spinal cord that have micro explosives in them. If the clones attempt to remove them ... BOOM. If they rebel or rise up? BOOM.

I'm keeping my options open though, I may come across a better solution to keeping the clones in check. They will, after all, be clones of myself...

The way I see it, I'm a freakin' amazingly awesome guy -- the world could use a few more million of me. Why not use myself as a template for my clone-world-domination army? Better the soldier you know than the one you don't...

EDIT: Oh yeah, I'm serious...I do have that sticker. So far I've only had 1-2 weird reactions.

originally posted by: MystikMushroom
The way I see it, I'm a freakin' amazingly awesome guy...

Oh, I believe you. Your pancake and kitty shirts make that perfectly clear.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I'm serious...I do have that sticker. So far I've only had 1-2 weird reactions.

I saw when you posted the pic in another thread. I think it is funny, makes the paranoid even more suspicious.

I may get one.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I think it is funny, makes the paranoid even more suspicious. I may get one.

Do you really need a sticker for that? Can't you get that reaction just by grinning at somebody?

a reply to: Skid Mark

True. But it is a real hassle when I am driving to make the Illuminati triangle with my hands. How am I going to text?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You have a point there. It makes drinking your scotch while driving harder too.

a reply to: Skid Mark

So true, I have priorities in life, chief amongst them is not spilling a drop of that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods.

Luke Shuey is the Illuminati....

www.youtube.com...

Aren't the Illuminati shape-shifting lizard aliens?

I hear they only eat liberals.

a reply to: GodEmperor

As the bumper sticker gods proclaim : "Vegetarians Taste Better".

I wouldn't eat a Liberal though...too salty for the average dish.

The symbol means man as a three unity of light. The eye in the middle is suppose to be the third eye. The one in the middle of your brain.

"Hades" as it is described in the Bible refers to a "reversal of entropy" point.

The Bible translation is wrong, that's all.

"Lake of fire" is correctly translated as, "Phase of energy".

Revelation 20:14 tells about the phase of energy for our solar system, which correlates to the point around 'Saturn/Satan', where the internal realm is externalised.

originally posted by: Rapha

This is why Lucifer is mocked. He cannot even organize a pee-up in a brewery let alone personally show where his followers are going to end up for eternity. That guy has 'clueless' stamped on his forehead.

As opposed to a God of faith? Who gives everyone a grand tour of where they are going?

That 'guy'? Lucifer is a concept. Not a person.

I am Lucifer.

The "Clueless" claim is interesting. To be 'Lucifer' you actually have to be the very opposite of clueless. It is BY DEFINITION .. Having awakened perception.

This is not to say they know all, or what they know is a definitive truth, but it is rather amusing to see a proponent of the veil, referring to the illuminated as 'clueless'.

It's a little like watching a young child with a serious face, tell their parents they are stupid. Cute!

originally posted by: AscendantCause42
The symbol means man as a three unity of light. The eye in the middle is suppose to be the third eye. The one in the middle of your brain.

According to some, that is correct.

And 'the illuminated' are not a order of man.

They are not a secret society, or any organisation like this.

None of Hollywood are illuminated.
Neither Madonna, or Rhiannah are illuminated.
Neither is Justin Bieber, Katy Perry or any other famous musicians.
None of the royal bloodlines are illuminated.
None of the 'elite' families or banking families are illuminated.

None of them!

There are very few illuminated in this world.

originally posted by: IamSandSHEisB
And 'the illuminated' are not a order of man.

They are not a secret society, or any organisation like this.

None of Hollywood are illuminated.
Neither Madonna, or Rhiannah are illuminated.
Neither is Justin Bieber, Katy Perry or any other famous musicians.
None of the royal bloodlines are illuminated.
None of the 'elite' families or banking families are illuminated.

None of them!

There are very few illuminated in this world.

Are you Illumined?

a reply to: IamSandSHEisB

" There are very few illuminated in this world "

hundreds of thousands in jeevasamadhi would disagree

Possessing the knowledge of the pyramids. That simple.

The hidden knowledge, from the filled in chambers.