Satellite That Hunts for Black Holes Is Missing

I would have laughed more if the news reported this headline when it first went missing in February instead of now when it was discovered that it is broken...
abcnews.go.com...

By the way, it is no laughing matter to me that an expensive piece of technology was lost. I am not laughing at that. I wish it had succeeded with it's purpose. I think most people will understand me.

Its a super sad news that hinders humanity progress, you must be the kind of people that remember jokes during funerals...

a reply to: Indigent

No.

a reply to: Indigent

Nice try though.

a reply to: Indigent

It has to do with the headline, it's almost like an April fools joke. Lighten up.

I'll bite... you just compared a dead human to a dead satellite.

a reply to: Gyo01
Posted at least a couple times in the past. Too bad there is no search function...oh wait. There is. By the way you can edit posts. No need to spam responses.

a reply to: Indigent

And you made me out as a "ha ha, their tech failed and I make jokes at funerals." Thats quite low man. Thanks for the uplifter. I was just trying to put a smile on someone's face. I guess you don't have that ability. Relax.

a reply to: Tiamat384

This was the first time it was in news feed of mine. I read every day. As much as I read (hours a day), this is the first time I've read this. I'm guessing you searched heavy and found in an attempt to make me angry. Try some more... I eventually get kinda mad. I woulda never posted the garbage you just did, superior being. Have you nothing better to do? Nope.

a reply to: Gyo01
Thank you for recognizing my superiority. Anyways here is the search function of ATS.
www.abovetopsecret.com...
Typing in "black hole satellite" I found the lost Japanese satellite. Which I remember there was a serious thread, a found thread and a joke thread. One of these appears in the first page of the search and indeed is the very first find. I read hours as well and saw them when they appeared. This is not new news. I am unaware of what "garbage" I just posted when all I did was inform you that this has been discussed, that there is an edit function and that there is a search function. You seem touchy.

originally posted by: Tiamat384
a reply to: Gyo01
Posted at least a couple times in the past. Too bad there is no search function...oh wait. There is. By the way you can edit posts. No need to spam responses.

I think it was the "oh wait" part that gave away your intention of belittling me... unless that was your first time finding the search function yourself and you were relaying the info. ATS is full of double, triple, quadruple, etc, treads... if anything it is healthy to the forum less they are all in the same day, week, etc. Healthy as in, there may be people who have no idea this satellite existed until today (I'm on that boat). I know you know how big ATS is, duplicate topics and all... why single me out. At least my link IS A NEW PUBLUCATION OF THE MALFUNCTION. Kinda making this not a duplicate thread... eh? Grab a beer fool.

a reply to: Gyo01
Singling out? No. This is no personal persecution. Just letting you know. I did so in a fun method and look who is belittling and advocating the consumption of alcohol. What if I were a minor. You'd be advocating that a minor consume alcohol. Show restraint.

a reply to: Gyo01

It's funny in the sense that it is kinda late news.

a reply to: Tiamat384

I can tell the difference between a minor and someone who has nothing better to do.

a reply to: Gyo01
Really you can? How interesting. Perhaps you can tell me my age. Here's the thing. You really can't tell if someone is a minor or not so it is not a good idea to advocate that consumption. I do have other things to attend to, soon enough.

a reply to: Tiamat384

I am not advocating. You must be foreign, "grab a beer" means s**u and come down from your perch buddy man.

a reply to: Tiamat384
You are probably between 20 and 32.

a reply to: luciferslight

No, this article was written today. The matter of it may be old but the article is current to the day (04/29/2016)

a reply to: Gyo01
Er, foreign. No, not really. Most of my life has been spent here. 20 to 32 you say? Young. Not saying too young. Just saying young.

a reply to: Tiamat384

Thank god. Sigh ooh nah rah.