20 Australian Nopes

Ok I came across this YAYCKS I hope the size of the pictures is still ok









































NOPE THANK YOU

Yah, what is it with the wildlife down under? You guys got the biggest crocodiles ("Salties"), the most lethal tiny little jelly fish, the Funnel Web spider, the Bull Dog Ant… stopping there, I'm feeling a little sick.

a reply to: intrptr

stopping there, I'm feeling a little sick.

LOLO .... actually

That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.

originally posted by: FatherStacks
That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.

I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

We aussies are made of tough stuff eh!

O. M. G.

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

In the hide and seek one, pretty sure thats a monitor not a gator. But cool pics, good laugh.

originally posted by: sycomix
a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

In the hide and seek one, pretty sure thats a monitor not a gator. But cool pics, good laugh.

So wait, that thing crawling up the side of a house is.... what? Because I didn't know an alligator could/would scale a wall. So, it's a lizard?

a reply to: zazzafrazz

You Aussies are the best Mates!

Reading the comments here is way more funnier

Aussies remind me of this joke



No Lisa they are just sleeping upside-down ... and inside out

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

LOL, nice thread!

a reply to: FatherStacks

That is funny. I like the way you wrote what happened with the ostrich!

a reply to: Quantum12

I am sure you could dissect it

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

For sure LOL, I like the girl avatar you made. My fav

originally posted by: FatherStacks
That emu picture is glorious. Reminds me of a local incident where an ostrich escaped from a farm and was roaming around terrorizing neighborhood children. The animal control officer shows up on scene, with nothing more than his over inflated ego and sense of self importance and attempted to wrangle the beast into submission. Needless to say, the bird quite literally kicked the "stuffing" out of him.

a reply to: realnewsrealfunny

LOL you made me spill coffee

a reply to: FatherStacks

I look at cassowarys (and ostriches and emus to a slightly lesser extent) and think "how the hell did it take so long for people to realize these things are just feathery dinosaurs?"

originally posted by: butcherguy
I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.

"Never be the smartest person in the room," as the saying goes. I most certainly never am, so thank you for correcting my ignorance.

originally posted by: FatherStacks

originally posted by: butcherguy
I believe it is a cassowary, not an emu.

"Never be the smartest person in the room," as the saying goes. I most certainly never am, so thank you for correcting my ignorance.

I wasn't certain, but I thought the big bony crest on the top of the head came with the cassowary, so I googled to make sure.... I had trouble spelling cassowary to begin with!