So it begins...

Hey everyone! Tenixcality told me about this place so I decided to check it out. I'm terrible at intros so this might get random.

Let's see, I love to cook and do domesticated things but I'm also pretty adventurous. I'm currently on a diet that makes me want to do terrible things for some extra carbs. (like....kick a puppy kind of terrible). Cheryl Tunt and Karen Walker are my spirit animals. Things that trigger me include but are not limited to flip flops with socks, unclipped finger nails, touching anything I own (i can't help it, I'm an only child), being told I can't do something and Chihuahuas... Yes I had a bad experience. No I don't want to talk about it.


Anyway, hopefully I make a good impression and you like me.... Or you won't. It's whatever. I don't even care. (Please like me)

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

Welcome to ATS! So, how did you come up with your screen name?

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

Hey sweetheart, I'm glad you are here, and your intro made me laugh, BTW shes a great gal y'all. Anyway i look forward to your threads and contribution here at ATS.

a reply to: VP740

Well I started it to be ironic years ago on a few other sites. Mostly because it you set your expectations low then people will either not be thrown off when you do, in fact, do something wrong and then also if you do something not dumb they are pretty impressed. I feel it's a win for everyone.

a reply to: [post=20586568]TechniXcality

I'm okay at best. Lol thanks for having me.

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

don't sell yourself short you are wonderful to me, cant wait for that military thread should be good

originally posted by: TechniXcality
a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

don't sell yourself short you are wonderful to me, cant wait for that military thread should be good

The only time you have ever refused to call me short.

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

hahaha, lol

yes but remember little people have big feelings

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad

Sounds like an intelligent first reply. I have high expectations for you now. Meaning you've failed to keep my expectations down. So my expectations have instantly fallen to where you wanted them.

a reply to: VP740

Thank you! I have already achieved my 1st mission!

Welcome.

Ooh, a military thread? I'm interested.

a reply to: Burnitalldown

Well I was super triggered today by some woman's shirt... Long story, when I'm done with dinner I shall write my novel lol

a reply to: SomeDumbBroad
Welcome to ATS!

These cuddly little creatures?

Surely you jest.

a reply to: Klassified

Omg nooooooooooo

a reply to: Klassified

They are lil gremlin looking creatures aren't they?

a reply to: TechniXcality
Yes, I could strangle the little beasts.

Sorry OP. Couldn't resist.

originally posted by: SomeDumbBroad
Tenixcality TechniXcality

Ya got pretty good taste, girlie. He's one of my favorite members here.

Have some splash for your intro page.

a reply to: Klassified

It's okay. I'll just double up on the anxiety meds. You're good. (Dies a little inside)

a reply to: Snarl

That is the most fantastic photo I have seen all month.

a reply to: TechniXcality

They are horrendous. Only animal I have ever met that won't snuggle me.