Most television commercials these days are processed through targeting algorithms I conceptually created when I was 14.
This since then has been putting every television station in America out of business, as the traditional advertising medium(time slots) is completely
ineffective compared to "individual imprssions", and as is it also unable to compete with my ability to process and sell them at a distance. In a
nutshell, it is the first/last/only/cheapest Online TV Station. We process billions of commercials a month with monopoly, and have entered the global
market, with our technology already set in the most predominant countries in the world.
With the interest this caused, I was moved to NYC Manhattan, where I started my first semester of school the same place Paris Hilton was finishing her
summer classes. The school had children of Presidents and Diplomats of every country because of it's close location to the U.N. and many students from
Juilliard to complete standard education.
Presidential Elections are a buzzing time for my business, as the most influential advertising medium available on the market. Noteable data suggests
in the past two elections, Conservatives unwilling to explore targeted mediums as the most effective tool, is directly responsible for their loss. I
might not pick the President, but I certainly decide the price it will cost for them to effectively run. This year is more interesting as both parties
are at least participants.
I've been involved with mostly media liberation movements, pushing democracy in Iran, Eygpt and North Korea. My father who runs the business, yearly
attends the Bohemian Grove and interacts with the Secret Service, Department of Defense, CIA and NSA.
I spend most my days on the internet, and smoking weed in my apartment, doing what is most important to anyone my age: video games.
I play League
of Legends and I am not officially ranked, but I place my own MMR somewhere above 2000.
edit on 3-4-2016 by imjack because: (no reason
edit on 4.3.2016 by Kandinsky because: (no reason given)