Put a Battery in the Sarcaphagus.......

originally posted by: Bedlam
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I'm an engineer. When my fantasies don't actually work, people die. Or become extremely pissed off.

So when someone says it's a wonderful idea to stick a battery in a stone box in a big pile of rocks and it will 'become activated', it falls into the 'nope' category right away.

Besides which, everyone knows that pyramid sarcophagi are powered with AC, not batteries.

ROFL,

Yeah, putting a battery in a box is going to get everyone in the room killed. Good call there Bedlam, you really saved the day again!

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed

Yeah, putting a battery in a box is going to get everyone in the room killed.

No, but getting the feedback transfer functions wrong on airplane controls really pisses off the pilots.

You want to engage in fantasy/role play about putting batteries in coffins, go for it. Thinking it's pretty much a fail isn't being a skeptic that needs to lighten up, it's having common sense.

It's not going to 'become activated'. It's a pile of rocks. With a rock box in the middle of it. You put a battery in there, you got a box full of nope. Nothing will happen.

I didn't say anything about people in the room being killed, either, maybe you ought to put the wine down and back away slowly.

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed

originally posted by: Bedlam
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I'm an engineer. When my fantasies don't actually work, people die. Or become extremely pissed off.

So when someone says it's a wonderful idea to stick a battery in a stone box in a big pile of rocks and it will 'become activated', it falls into the 'nope' category right away.

Besides which, everyone knows that pyramid sarcophagi are powered with AC, not batteries.

ROFL,

Yeah, putting a battery in a box is going to get everyone in the room killed. Good call there Bedlam, you really saved the day again!

Actually, people go into the Great Pyramid every day with batteries. There were a bunch of us tourists down there with batteries in our cell phones, hearing aids, watches, etc... and nothing's happened.

We could dump them all in the sarcophagus and run lines outside and there'd still be zero impact.

originally posted by: Byrd

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed

originally posted by: Bedlam
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I'm an engineer. When my fantasies don't actually work, people die. Or become extremely pissed off.

So when someone says it's a wonderful idea to stick a battery in a stone box in a big pile of rocks and it will 'become activated', it falls into the 'nope' category right away.

Besides which, everyone knows that pyramid sarcophagi are powered with AC, not batteries.

ROFL,

Yeah, putting a battery in a box is going to get everyone in the room killed. Good call there Bedlam, you really saved the day again!

Actually, people go into the Great Pyramid every day with batteries. There were a bunch of us tourists down there with batteries in our cell phones, hearing aids, watches, etc... and nothing's happened.

We could dump them all in the sarcophagus and run lines outside and there'd still be zero impact.

Yes, and you did know I was being sarcastic to the poster in that prior reply I hope

That other person was under the impression it would be a bad idea. I thought that fairly strange, but I have noticed there are a few specific folks here who don't like it when other people know and understand things that they have no interest in, until someone begins talking about it, then they become instant experts on the subject to try and debunk the whole thing.

Pulleys for a big counterweight..

I don't believe the great Giza pyramid "turns on" in any way but I've often wondered if something earth shattering or paradigm shifting is buried underneath it. I think I heard that it sits at the latitude and longitude with the most landmass or something, right? The aliens buried something neat there for sure When do we break ground and dig that sucker up?

Its not going to work, like with all battery compartments, the contacts have rotted away over the years. You'd need to send the whole thing back to its manufacturer on Mars to get it fixed. or you could probably get the spare parts on ebay

a reply to: Marduk

If we're going to send it back to the manufacturer we'd better find the guarantee. It might not have expired just yet.

We've got experts on here - perhaps someone knows of an old scroll that up to now has defied translation. Armed with the knowledge that it could actually be a guarantee, they might finally be able to make sense of the hieroglyphs.

originally posted by: Byrd

originally posted by: NoCorruptionAllowed

originally posted by: Bedlam
a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

I'm an engineer. When my fantasies don't actually work, people die. Or become extremely pissed off.

So when someone says it's a wonderful idea to stick a battery in a stone box in a big pile of rocks and it will 'become activated', it falls into the 'nope' category right away.

Besides which, everyone knows that pyramid sarcophagi are powered with AC, not batteries.

ROFL,

Yeah, putting a battery in a box is going to get everyone in the room killed. Good call there Bedlam, you really saved the day again!

Actually, people go into the Great Pyramid every day with batteries. There were a bunch of us tourists down there with batteries in our cell phones, hearing aids, watches, etc... and nothing's happened.

We could dump them all in the sarcophagus and run lines outside and there'd still be zero impact.

Lol some of you guys need to relate.

The only thing that you need to do is give it power.all of your cell phones and hearing aids had power.The great pyramid does not have power yet.

Look at what Robert Bauvel found in the kings chamber when he drilled through the granite.He.found the same black dust as what is in the relief chambers.It was caused by massive
amounts of heat.It was completely fried.

Jason martell also stated that he was thinking it could have been a capacitor.batterys and capacitors are similar

originally posted by: gLuEBoY
Look at what Robert Bauvel found in the kings chamber when he drilled through the granite.He.found the same black dust as what is in the relief chambers.It was caused by massive
amounts of heat.It was completely fried.

Heat doesn't cause dust. Does he have an analysis of it from a competent lab? Why didn't this 'massive amount of heat' damage the granite?

Jason martell also stated that he was thinking it could have been a capacitor.batterys and capacitors are similar

Not particularly.

Look I believe that I have received the message that will turn our lives around.

We will get complete disclosure if we turn this machine on.
September 26 2008 I had a dream.although it wasn't a typical dream. I believe I got this message because of who I am on this planet.I believe that extraterrestrial entities had my personal frequency to give me this message.They chose me to bring you a message.And that message is
"Put a battery in the sarcophagus"

I knew absolutely nothing of pyramids...not even what a sarcophagus was. Everything just came together for me

This message changed my life.

When I pull this off we will all know.
This is the greatest message that you and I could ever receive.
We will advance as a planet.We will finally have a complete disclosure and end this pointless , religious debate.

a reply to: gLuEBoY

Your Doctor says that you need to start taking the medication again
it was a message I received
Paranoid Schizophrenia is not a great position to start theorising from

originally posted by: gLuEBoY
And that message is
"Put a battery in the sarcophagus"

Did they tell you the IEC or ANSI battery designator? And is the sarcophagus marked for polarity? I'd hate to see it hooked up backwards.

originally posted by: Bedlam

originally posted by: gLuEBoY
Look at what Robert Bauvel found in the kings chamber when he drilled through the granite.He.found the same black dust as what is in the relief chambers.It was caused by massive
amounts of heat.It was completely fried.

Does he have an analysis of it from a competent lab?

Unlikely, since Bauval has never drilled into anything in any pyramid.

Harte

originally posted by: Harte

originally posted by: Bedlam

originally posted by: gLuEBoY
Look at what Robert Bauvel found in the kings chamber when he drilled through the granite.He.found the same black dust as what is in the relief chambers.It was caused by massive
amounts of heat.It was completely fried.

Does he have an analysis of it from a competent lab?

Unlikely, since Bauval has never drilled into anything in any pyramid.

Harte

bu..bu..bu...but BLACK DUST! And it's KNOWN (somehow) that the dust is somehow caused by heat. MASSIVE heat. That implies someone had "black dust", they analyzed it, and found that it was produced by the action of heat on [substance]. Doesn't it?

originally posted by: Bedlam

Did they tell you the IEC or ANSI battery designator? And is the sarcophagus marked for polarity? I'd hate to see it hooked up backwards.

Easy peasy. Drill two holes in the side of the Kings Chamber and use a nail to scratch "+" and "-" above the holes. Then place a car battery (taken from a car in the car park) inside the sarcophagus and run 2 copper cables out toward the drilled holes. Jam the "+" cable into the "+" hole and the same with the "-" cable and bobsyouruncle - the pyramid is powered! Now just insert 20c into the slot provided and wait 60 seconds for your photo!

Bloody hell man, use your head!!

I thought it was a pump. Sheesh.

originally posted by: Marduk
a reply to: gLuEBoY

Your Doctor says that you need to start taking the medication again
it was a message I received
Paranoid Schizophrenia is not a great position to start theorising from

Says society to every member of this site.

But yeah, this guys seems off his rocker.

originally posted by: gLuEBoY
Look I believe that I have received the message that will turn our lives around.

We will get complete disclosure if we turn this machine on.
September 26 2008 I had a dream.although it wasn't a typical dream. I believe I got this message because of who I am on this planet.I believe that extraterrestrial entities had my personal frequency to give me this message.They chose me to bring you a message.And that message is
"Put a battery in the sarcophagus"

I knew absolutely nothing of pyramids...not even what a sarcophagus was. Everything just came together for me

This message changed my life.

When I pull this off we will all know.
This is the greatest message that you and I could ever receive.
We will advance as a planet.We will finally have a complete disclosure and end this pointless , religious debate.

We already know that this is factual.
After all, haven't we all seen a thousand times the youtube vid of the GP dancing a jig after being struck by lightning?


Harte

originally posted by: Harte
After all, haven't we all seen a thousand times the youtube vid of the GP dancing a jig after being struck by lightning?
Harte

You brought up a point that I think should be made for anyone who has bought into the "electrical pyramid" concept: that it is and has been struck by lightning millions of times since it was first made. It's struck many times each year, in fact and has been struck while people were inside it.

If it conducted electricity at all, the interior electrical works would have been toast (and had to be replaced) on a frequent basis.