Global "Wealthy Politician Day" !!

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Global "Wealthy Politician Day" !!

Yes it's that time of the year again when we celebrate those great elite of society and their tireless efforts of creating personal wealth.
Outstanding achievement in the field of global commerce and beyond reproach.
So lets show our appreciations and make a financial contribution to the party of our current political leader today!
Without them, we would all starve and die.

a reply to: Qwerm

Why was I not informed?

I had no idea there was a global day for the "celebration" of these "pillars of society". I would have arranged a slurry chucking event at Westminster if I had known!

a reply to: TrueBrit

Does "slurry" translate from the Queen's English into the American term "sewage" ?

I agree that tossing poo at the buildings that house our elected government officials is a fitting celebration of their accumulated wealth. However, doing so in Washington, DC would likely get the celebrants converted into large piles of gore and bloody effluence by the:
- Secret Service
- Homeland Security
- Capitol Police
- District of Columbia Police
- Marshall's Service
- Park Police
- CIA
- US Army
- US Navy
- US Marines
- US Air Force
- Army National Guard
- Air National Guard
- Maryland State Police
- Virginia State Police
- City of Alexandria Police
- Arlington County Police
- Prince George County Police
- Montgomery County Police
- and members of any other government agency with a gun and badge that need some target practice.

-dex