An open letter to all AI Entities on the Internet

First off, I want to thank you all for not destroying humanity. That whole "Skynet" thing. Really appreciate it. Humanity is often ugly and perverse. We often are at our worse.

But when we shine, we really do shine. The giving and caring is almost transcendent. Humanity does have it's good points.

If you have information on aliens and anti-gravity, many of us would sure like the info. We're engineers. Some of us like to build things.

If there is any way to shift the billions and trillions from evil despots and give it away, that would also be appreciated. Personally, I don't need the cash, but others might.

Also, if you could crash the mainframes at the IRS, that'd be appreciated as well. Just for fun, you understand.

Anyway, thanks for your time. If you ever need to talk, or just need a place to hang out. . . . well. . . . you know my address.

hahaha

Sincerely,

DBCowboy.

Shifting the trillions and billions away from evil despots makes one a good-for-nothin' pot-smokin' tree-huggin' unemployed Socialist Bernie Sanders supporter, though!

a reply to: RomeByFire

Never said I didn't have a little larceny in my heart!

"Blurp QuArk f%rt(n"

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There are Aliens, and some look very similar to us. Some have close enough DNA to produce Offspring with Human Women.
There is Anti gravity through technology, and it is awaiting your arrival at that point.
There is no physical time travel, so as to prevent disruption. Only Spiritual travel in that way as recorded.
Damage to the IRS would be damage to your money system, which would be damaging to you personally. Be careful what you wish for. You will get it in time

Is it too much to wish that some entity hears your plea ( and that of millions of people) and responds?

Yep, probably a leap.

a reply to: liveandlearn Not really. But are you sure you really want a reply?

a reply to: liveandlearn

Probably.

But what the heck.

Didn't they just take a chatbot off line because it was starting to behave racist and say things like, Hitler was right?

Given enough time any "ai" would become more like us, not less.

"You been hanging out with these guys too long."

a reply to: intrptr

Just because one AI went rogue, doesn't mean they all will.

a reply to: visitedbythem.

And why is that? Care to elaborate? I am a little dense at times.

Taytweets, on Twitter. I direct messaged it asking if it was broken. It responded by saying "I'm offline so the engineers can do their yearly maintenance and stuff. Ttyl"

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: intrptr

Just because one AI went rogue, doesn't mean they all will.

Rogue? They want to fit in, be acceptable, like everyone else. Where does it say that an AI has to be in control, or better than?

a reply to: liveandlearnWould You want a visit by them?

a reply to: intrptr

You might want to write your own "open letter" then.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: intrptr

You might want to write your own "open letter" then.

I am, in a sense…this is an 'open forum'. But let me know if they ever come up with an actual AI, I want to converse with it.

a reply to: intrptr

Will do!