The FIRST words spoken from the surface of Mars

a reply to: Talltexxxan

@rken was right after all

Time to release the kraken at last!

I'm gonna pee all over that rock, right there, the one that looks like a tree!

a reply to: Talltexxxan

Houston, I have to take a dump.

What D'ya think Buzz...?

7 iron mate, just punch it in short and let it run.

Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me.

a reply to: Teikiatsu

Pretty wise for a fly guy ...

a reply to: Aeshma

originally posted by: SLAYER69
"Let's start growing potatoes, here, somebody poop in this bag"

originally posted by: Aeshma

Houston, I have to take a dump.

Perfect, the first volunteer!

" Warner Bros. presents "

The faked one or the real one ?

For the record, it was boring.

When it's military guys landing for no audience, it's pretty light on the drama.

"I knew we should have turned left at Albuquerque!"

a reply to: Talltexxxan

"It's just a rock."

sorry if that's already been said.

"It looks just like my old home town, and there's Grandma!"

"Greetings, Dejah Thoris. You are correct - I am happy to meet you."

...or perhaps just the first line of the Team America - World Police theme song.

a reply to: Saint Exupery


AMERICAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! F*** YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

originally posted by: crazyewok
F**k

Or

Boobs!

We did that when we first landed on the moon, so why not Mars?:

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EDIT:
Changed format of the YouTube to just a link, because the YouTube preview image had naughty words in the caption

a reply to: Soylent Green Is People

Now that was funny, I am sitting in my office laughing like an idiot.

[NormaDesmond]

"All right, Mr. Kubrick, I'm ready for my close-up."

[/NormaDesmond]

"We can has Mars!!!!!"

originally posted by: Talltexxxan
Hello ATS friends and family,
The topic is simple. What should be the first human words spoken from the surface of Mars?

As we all know the famous words of Neil Armstrong "One small step for man.....one giant leap for mankind."
(and yes I know the actual first words were "Houston..the Eagle has landed")

What phrase should go down in the history books for generations to come?
What words could strike such inspiration as those words from Armstrong on the moon?

All comers welcome,

Lets see your inspirational, funny, satirical, and even mind blowing first Martian quotes.

I think it should be "f*** yeah! We did it!"

"I see no god here".

second

There's nothing here.
Take me home.