Very modest 137 IQ (and I mean it)...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: SlapMonkey

I took the quiz just out of curiosity. 15 minutes into it a received a phone call telling me to stop wasting their time and to pick up a hobby like staring into the sun or clapping.

Dude...you are freakin' funny. Every post you do makes me laugh...

140-145

Btw, Im clinically depressed.

a reply to: TheElectricPriest

You know what's true? A person with a high I.Q. realizes that to discuss it...is unnecessary. That kind of goes with the territory. They find no need or benefit to discuss their own numbers...

I dont go around telling folks how much money is in my wallet right now...nor do I stop someone in the mall and ask them how much they are worth.

When someone voluntarily brings up the unsolicited announcement of a high I.Q....it usually means the opposite. I suspect they fudged the numbers.

So, then we know...now....

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Kinda like when I tell people I am an 8th Degree Black Belt?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mysterioustranger

Kinda like when I tell people I am an 8th Degree Black Belt?

It's about 60 degrees here, and I wear suspenders.

*sheesh, some people*

originally posted by: DBCowboy
...and I wear suspenders.

Not my fault they do not make belts long enough to get around your massive girth. Lay of the Ho-Ho's.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like to refer to it as "potential energy".

Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: TheElectricPriest

Do we really need a 'whose d*** is bigger' thread?

Spoken by the guy with tiny hands

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.

Diabetic. Sit still fatty, I'll get a hacksaw.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Spoken by the guy with tiny hands

Says the one with orange skin.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Although it has been so long, I forget what my feet look like.

Diabetic. Sit still fatty, I'll get a hacksaw.

Not diabetic, just "sugar sensitive".

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

My potato IQ just happens to be twice-baked.

And I think there is a bee in it.

Potatoes have EYE-Qs....heh, heh...Get it; EYE-Qs?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Spoken by the guy with tiny hands

Says the one with orange skin.

Was that a Yam reference?

a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.

It just has a 137 IQ.

a reply to: IAMTAT


I think there is a decimal point missing in that figure.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Thecakeisalie

My potato IQ just happens to be twice-baked.

And I think there is a bee in it.

Potatoes have EYE-Qs....heh, heh...Get it; EYE-Qs?

(note, this is my look when I read stuff I don't understand)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Which is anything written in something other than crayon.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


I think there is a decimal point missing in that figure.

...or it has no point, at all.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

This thread is stupid.

Just remember, you can't say "stupid" without saying "stu".

Who owes me money.

Cough it up, Stu.

Really.

I want to buy some hotpockets.