Augustus...You Should Be Dancing!!

originally posted by: Errollorre
My first and recent encounter with him, was him threatening me with cannibalism.
I have since learned he is quite the renaissance man, and it is even possible he may have been joking.

actually no. but if it makes you feel safer, you can think that.

Jacy just made this thread so Augustus wouldn't put her back in the freezer. LOL

Congratulations fellow Sheddite on all those posts!


It's been fun getting to know you and I'm glad you're part of our ATS family!

Hey, if we're having a party for Augustus and he's a Chef, then who's cooking?

I have to take off soon, but I'm sure when I return there will be a lot of great replies in here for you. I'll have to catch up later. Have fun! Why are you blushing?

Oh Mason!
20,000!
Wow! That's quite a feat...you must be on here....A LOT!!! LOL

I feel like I should be bearing gifts so....
here's a little medal "thingy"

AND...a beer

I thought I remember that you drink bourbon so...we can put a shot in it and make it a boilermaker
Let's see what else do I have...Oh THIS...

It's chocolate!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

It's chocolate!

If you say so. (It's butt food isn't it?)

Okay you rascal, you're late!
I provided you with a platform to write something wise and significant...to be witnessed by all!
But no. The guest of honour is a no-show.

I curse you with a lifetime of limp soggy noodles and lumpy sauce!

jacy

Well done for posting lots of stuff AM

Hey Mason

Nearly 20.000 posts huh

Well we all know you're a wind bag

Huge target to hit mate, congratulations may your wok be forever black.

Cody

Way to go, man! Something for you so you can dance the night away with your shiny pointy shoes.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Skid

I'm undecided as whether that's genius or a reason for humanity to cease existence.

A friend and I have gigged using this mix, it always goes down a treat



Cody

originally posted by: blupblup


Well done for posting lots of stuff AM

You said that right! Lots of Stuff!

a reply to: cody599
I guess it could go either way. How does this grab you?

originally posted by: jacygirl
My plan is to lure him into this thread with the hopes that we can witness here...his 20,000th post.

For those of you that know him I would not hold out hopes for anything profound.

a reply to: jacygirl

While the real Jesus Christ is napping...somewhere...his immitator is performing his last dance.

I also wonder why AugustusMasonicus did not show up to such an nice and interesting party, given for him and him alone. Maybe he's napping between the two juicy legs of some funky-chick...who knows.

jesus I will survive:

www.youtube.com...

a reply to: Skid Mark

That's mildly better LOL

AC/DC Absolutely rock in my books.

Cody

Thanks for showing up everybody!!
I'm really disappointed that our guest of honour is AWOL. (That damn real life interfering with our fun here!)

I'm home now (in The Shed) having cyber-drinks at the cyber-bar getting cyber-drunk. If anyone's looking for me that's where I'll be, soon to be...



jacy

originally posted by: Raxoxane
Happy post anniversary,Augustus

!! You have cheered up many a day for me with your brilliant wit

Thank you, glad my dementedness has provided you with such mirth and joy.

It's gotten to the point where i make sure i swallow whatever fluid i have in my mouth before i read your posts

You know, I think I will just let that one slide since you were nice to me...

I see your gorgeous and fun friends again too-and is that your wife with you guys in the photo?

Her husband is my friend standing next to me.

Must be a hoot to hang out with you and crew

I could share some of the stories where the statute of limitations have run out.

originally posted by: dogstar23
Precongratulations Augustus. Hoping this thread is entertaining all day.

Thank you.

I'm in sandbagging for next month mode, so hiding out on ATS instead of selling is the plan for the day.

Well, it is the end of the month so all of us sales people can start Beer:30 early.

originally posted by: jacygirl

Until now I pictured all of Auggys posts being said by a musclebound gladiator. Now I'm gonna picture this nerd in a hat talking & his words will potentially never have the same affect.

Thanks for killing the magic Jacy...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ummm.....hi.

Hope you don't mind?

originally posted by: eisegesis
I know I've pissed off almost every Freemason here, but congratulations for being a cool dude.

Thank you, and no worries about pissing us off.


Oh, by the way, if the site of the implant gets itchy just use some aloe vera.