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My Perspective My Top Five Political Candidates, Ridiculous or not.

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posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 09:24 PM
#5: Hitlary Ramrod Clinton

Let's face it, we need a woman in office. Of the millions upon millions of women in America, let's go with that one.

Sure, a woman president would be historic, especially when that woman is a vile serpent-beast.

The bottomless pits of hell, could not produce a better candidate.

It's not enough to give us an evil witch, we want a forgetful evil witch.

Where my emails go?
What's a Benghazi?
Where'd my millions in Russian bribe money go?

Yeah, ok. Numero Five-o is looking out for Numero Uno.

#4: The Bush

Do not mistake the low ranking for this individual. He is the Chosen One.
The final installment of the trilogy, for it must come to pass.
The Third Bush of the Apocalypse is upon us!
Repent, vile liberals, the end is truly nigh!
So it is written, so it shall be,
As the world bathes in the radiative nuclear light of thermo-Bushiation,
All life on Earth, die, and go to heaven. : )

Please BushMaster Jebi! Say it ain't so!

#3: Ned Cruz

Now let's talk about my number three fav'. Teddy Cruz Missle Cruise!!!

Boom! You're dead ISIS IRAN!!

Pow!! You're dead Kimmy Jong-Ju-Ju!!

Bam!!! Take that Russia!

BOOYAA! America wins!! You lose, liberals.

Beginning January 21, 2017,

Watch live.


Hells Yeah!! Sign me up for some of that.

#2: Bernie Flanders

Every revolutionary and historic political election, requires an aspiring leader
to defy all logic and reasoning. One who must embrace the dream world ideology, of All for Government and Government for All.
Everyone knows about the dangers of Commie-Ratbastard-Sotzjialism.
That's right, no matter what you call any idealist's ideology, it always manifests into a Waking Nightmare.

Personally, I prefer to avoid following any of the ideology-isms.

The Ideologues of those Idiotic Idealogies, work so hard to further their own politicrap agenda.
Woe to the World, who must suffer under the Iron Fist of a Bernie Sanders.

The Scientology of Climate Changeyology dictates the only solution be a carbon life-form MegaTax.

#1: Double D Trump

Without further adieu, I present to you, the bombastic one...

Nothing better than the ultra-prosperous, gameshow-businessclown;
Donald F-ng Trump.

Do people really want a 'high risk' taker as their Dear Leader?

Stop. Just stop now, and think, yes think, of the implications; the ramifications.
The Great Wall of America (made in China), shall be built!
It shall be built at the expense of Mexico, using Cheap Mexican Labor!!

I have to stop there, The Big D, is quite possibly; the Meme King.

Seriously though, I smell a big fat corporate fascist pile of dog.. stuff...

Make America Great, again!

Imagine the prosperity America shall feel, in the wake of virtually every kind of robot to replace people's jobs!

No thanks, Trumpasarous Rex, it's terrifying to see the true possibility of a Donald presidency. Absolutely terrifying.

(The End)

posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 09:30 PM
a reply to: GodEmperor

All we can do in this wild world is find the comedy within our own insanity and you just did a wonderful job of that!!

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posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 09:36 PM
My number 6: Romney's Twin brother Marco

323,000,000 people ... we get these few to choose from.

Anybody else see the wrong here?

posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 09:45 PM
I've already decided that I'm writing in Chuck Norris...

posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 10:47 PM
These are the crazy we get to pick from! Bought and paid for by corporations who are considered people "above the law" aka when actual people die from their mistakes they don't go to jail they pay a fine like it was j-walking. These so called corp-people are actively lobbying you out of the equation of who matters most. What is most sickening of all is they co-opted our military for their personal interests and kill and murder in our name using our children as the tool. They push to have our rights striped under the false pretense of protecting us from their enemies. When they make a mistake the levy the cost and burden on us and our future generations while being allowed to play the stock market to their advantage "insider trading".

This is truly who the president represents not us. Did you expect a saint to want that position?

posted on Feb, 9 2016 @ 11:12 PM
a reply to: coldkidc

I agree. Chuck Norris is the Man for the job.

Below is a funny clip about Hitler meeting with his Generals as he learns Chuck Norris is being deployed against him...

Chuck Norris Confounds Hitler (youtube)
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posted on Feb, 22 2016 @ 08:33 PM
is this thing on?

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