An Ultimatum From The Galactic Federation Has Been Issued...

originally posted by: network dude
Yes, I was able to decrypt the hidden code and damnit if it wasn't a directive to open a beer.

Really? All I got was DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: burdman30ott6

The Galactic Federation made me do it. They said it would be their last transmission if I didn't.

Join the cool kids in the Rebel Alliance, Kanga. We have wookies.

If you've got beer as well I'm in

The OP obviously has copious amounts so it could be a close run thing, unless you have light sabres then I'm all yours.

Cody

Isn't this something that belongs in the LOL forum?

I'm can't stop laughing...

I may be being a bit hasty here.

Can anyone join and does membership include a really cool t-shirt and a coffee mug?

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
a reply to: burdman30ott6

The Galactic Federation made me do it. They said it would be their last transmission if I didn't.

Join the cool kids in the Rebel Alliance, Kanga. We have wookies.

I'm in like Flynn.

The Galactic Federation doesn't have wookies. They only have hollow promises of last transmissions and self annihilation.

a reply to: Blaine91555


www.nibiruancouncil.com...


Well from the sound of it they pick you.

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: Trueman

Who in the hell would join a no bacon federation?

Bunch a sallies if ya ask me!

The "FNV" Campaign people.

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
There is NOT going to be any more intervention on our part.

....


...we will only save those innocent souls that are deserving.

Which is it? No intervention or intervention with conditions.

Why are space aliens so confusing?

An Ultimatum From The Galactic Federation Has Been Issued...

I'm sorry...



No I'm not.

When did the Galactic Federation become a member here??? There's a flag...

a reply to: soulpowertothendegree

The Galactic Federation has had enough.

I feel the same way every time a Galactic Federation thread shows up.

There is NOT going to be any more intervention on our part.

When were the other's?

No more!

I agree.

You want to know why we have not disclosed ourselves to the entirety of this planet?

Because you don't exist.

THIS WILL BE OUR LAST TRANSMISSION.

One can only hope.

a reply to: MystikMushroom

Humans have a disturbing need to worship someone else.

Everyone needs someone to look up to. I guess that drives our hope in a desperate, uncertain world.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
When did the Galactic Federation become a member here??? There's a flag...

It's BFFT

You really believed he was a gorilla all this time ? A real life walking, talking, cooking, accounting gorilla ?

I saw through it when I changed the litter tray last month.

Cody

"Swooped"? The Galactic Federation uses words like Swooped?


"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

originally posted by: Blue Shift

originally posted by: network dude
Yes, I was able to decrypt the hidden code and damnit if it wasn't a directive to open a beer.

Really? All I got was DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!

set your decoder ring to x2, not x3.

noob.

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
When did the Galactic Federation become a member here??? There's a flag...

Probably someone got fat fingers and a touch screen, but now it will have my flag and star because... contrarian

Geez....How do they expect us to vote for them?...They never even offered us any Free Stuff.

There is no "Galactic Federation"

Please stop

a reply to: IAMTAT

Offer me free beer and bacon and you'll get my vote! I'm a loyal sheep like that... Moo

originally posted by: soulpowertothendegree
An Ultimatum From The Galactic Federation Has Been Issued


Hear this oh Earthlings:

You have been warned countless times and yet you ignore our warnings.

The Galactic Federation has had enough.

There is NOT going to be any more intervention on our part.

We have swooped down and pulled you out of your own destructive behavior tendencies time and time again.

No more!

You want to know why we have not disclosed ourselves to the entirety of this planet?

Because you have demonstrated over the course of Earthly time that you are NOT worthy of being included in our Galactic Council.

We instructed you to get rid of your religious rhetoric. We instructed you to quit being greedy, selfish war mongers. We instructed you to love each other. We instructed you to get rid of all weapons. We instructed you on what makes a good galactic neighbor.

You have ignored us and so, my dear Earthlings…we have decided to allow you to complete the destruction of your precious planet and we will only save those innocent souls that are deserving.

THIS WILL BE OUR LAST TRANSMISSION.

Disturbing. But it is still nicer than the shut off notice I got from the electric company.

hahahahahahaha