Man Fired For Farting Too Much

Believe it or not, he wouldn't be the first one

originally posted by: Bybyots

Man Fired For Farting Too Much

That kind of thing happens. What can you do?

*shrug*

P.S.

"extreme gas and uncontrollable diarrhea."

-link provided in OP

Actually? That's "sharting", which is a whole other level of complicated.

Sounds like a permanent disability to me. Should get a weekly check. Sit at home and fart and # yourself into oblivion. What a way to end it; farting and #ting yourself to death's probably not going to get you to the next level. Maybe next time? What a f$ckin world? Eh?

a reply to: HUMBLEONE

What a f$ckin world? Eh?

Truly. You gotta eat your fiber.

If we can't discriminate against people who reek and can't even control their bodily functions, well then, I just don't know what. Why do we even call ourselves a civilized society...? I'll have dinner in my room - with choclate milk!









j/k - please no hate mail

I just want to say thank you to all the contributing members who added extra hilarity to this thread. I'm now crying. I guess I'm 30 going on 5, but fart jokes still get me going. I think farts are Gods way of preventing us from becoming too serious.

A world without farts would be mundane