So... Bring me up to speed?

Hi ATS,

It's been a while since I visited this site never mind log in, this place used to be a nasty habit too. Anyways, how's it going?

What conspiracies am I missing out on?

Please, if you happen to pop in this thread, give me a low down on how the mind set is heading. I'm curious, honestly... What's happening?

Is the aliens coming in 2016, is Obama a secret KGB super spy bringing about a national love for Russia? Are we simply the thoughts of a space frog? What is space?

I kid.

But honestly I want bringing up to speed, what the hell is going on?

yawn.....zzzzz

huh! what! did somebody say something?



Aliens is ok
Pot is ok
Chemtrails will get you shot down in flames
So will 911
Believe in GW or your a denier

...zzzz

Pretty much all posts can be summed up this way ...

1. Obama is the devil and is to be blamed for every single thing that has happened in the world including events that took place before he was born.

2. CERN is also the devil.

3. Everyone on ATS has a perfect memory and could never ever remember a book , movie, song, product , quote, something else title wrong so that must indicate their timeline has slipped.

4. Doom porn predictions still have a 0% success rate.

5. Russia is going to save the world.

6. Everything that happens is a False Flag

7. Every Police officer in America is evil and criminals are actually the victims because someone else can always be blamed.

And it's either a rock, a shill, or a troll.

a reply to: opethPA

Putin did it ..

a reply to: opethPA

I had a nice reply to each number... in my drunkenness I accidently deleted it, but basically.

The end is nigh because Obama is bringing about the end of the world and Russia is stopping the Illuminati and....ANNND the US military, I mean police is fascist because my parents didn't fight Nazis for us to slip into another dimension and take this crap from the Tweenies?

a reply to: DuckforcoveR

Have you looked under the bridge lately?

I'm too scared...and horrible with riddles when under pressure.

How long have you been gone for? Welcome back either way! There hasn't been any shortage of fun, especially with election season heating up.

a reply to: RAY1990

on the plus side, havent seen and reptilian obama threads in a long time....heck not even a hilary lizard thread. But if you mention aliens you will see the same 6-7 people jump in every thread, either calling down the OP or the subject in general.

a reply to: DuckforcoveR

You see? Fear lets them win.

I've been gone since about early 2013, trolls were a boogie man around here a bit like NASA shills and those using ATS only to spread a message even though the CIA runs it



I left when it updated, took me ages to get used to it.

BTW, it's just dirty under that bridge, nothing to fear but hepatitis

well, there is this little thing called the "Gay Agenda"...

a reply to: RAY1990

But honestly I want bringing up to speed, what the hell is going on?

a reply to: opethPA

yep this sums up ATS, these days.. I think I am one of the last people down to earth around here... When I am sober that is..



Occasionally thou, we get something good on the board...

a reply to: Darth_Prime

Still a moan about that issue?

Seriously, it's not an issue. In the past being non-heterosexual was just kept secret, mainly because of ignorance and the treatment a gay would get. As far as I see it all humans have the same rights within their nation as any other citizen. I know the US has had problems with this but gay rights is blown out of proportion.

I mean... Marriage is fundamentally a religious thing :/

just my two pennies.

a reply to: RAY1990

Well, we are taking away Religious Freedom, destroying the Family Values, bringing upon the "Natural Disasters" of the world, we are converting and turning Children into "Gay Zombies" we control the Media (apparently) i think there is more, but that should cover the Basics

a reply to: RAY1990

Also...Agenda 21 was just repackaged as Agenda 2030, And Christianity has usurped the LGBT crowd as the official ATS pinata.

originally posted by: DuckforcoveR
And it's either a rock, a shill, or a troll. a reply to: opethPA

You forgot, "Pics or it didn't happen", Chinese Lanterns and lens flares.

a reply to: RAY1990

The only thing you've missed, and pay attention now

1) Republicans are bad, Democrats are good

2) Democrats are bad, Republicans are good

ETA, oh yea, if you're embarrassed about your side, just say you're libertarian, tea party, independent, etc. , but always, ALWAYS still stick to the party lines lol

Ohhh all members are now required to have a CIA tracking chip implanted in their brains. Speak to Bill he will sort you out with something

Don't mention the following:

1, Guns (pro or anti)
2. Gays
3, state benefits- recieving or being appalled at the lack of social support
4, liberal lefty opinions
5, flat earth


stay clear of those and you won't get shot down in flames by mass negative postings.