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Birthday Poem - Can be Personalised

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posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 10:28 AM
The following poem incorporates all the letters of the alphabet, so you can change any line you like to include the name of your lucky friend or relative and a bit of relevant detail. No need to credit me, say you made up the whole thing - if you have the nerve to confess to such a thing.

Thank me later

A is for the Apple of his / her Mummy's eye
B is for Baby - sweet hush-a-bye
C is for Childhood so quickly passed by
D is for Days - Oh , doesn't time fly?
E is for Eek! it's downhill from here
cos F is for Frownlines from each ear to ear
G is for Go - you'll find it has flown
H is for Hair - is yours all your own?
I is for Image - you were really hot stuff
J is for Juice - have you still got enough?
K is for Kinky, & Klingfilm & Klubbing - Oh, drat
L is the Last you'll see of all that
M's Middle Age which you'll hit fair and square
N is for No - you don't wanna be there
O is for Old Age and on its insistence
the P for your Prime retreats to the distance
Q is the Question - how can youth linger?
R is for Rude - just give age the finger
S is for Sun - it hasn't quite set
T is for Twilight - that hasn't hit yet
U is Unrepentant, unbloodied, unbowed
V is for Vulgar - all those times you were loud
W is for Why, when worst comes to worst
the X-rated bits are the ones that go first
Y is for Youth - no,YOU don't have to get old
Z - Zimmer-frame: we'll put yours on hold

edit on 27-9-2015 by berenike because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 10:57 AM
a reply to: berenike

I Like this one Beren! Good Job! That alphabet earlier got ya thinking did it?!

posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 11:29 AM
a reply to: SyxPak

I've been clearing out the garage - and a right little treasure trove it's turned out to be. I've inflicted a shed-load of stuff on the local charities, and didn't want to leave out ATS

I wrote the poem, on request (demand), ages ago and had to adapt a few lines before I posted it. That's what gave me the idea that it could be used by anyone daft enough to want it.

I'll probably regret this, but i don't mind re-writing a line to personalise it for anyone who can't think up new words themselves. Send me a pm if you want to keep it private BUT I can only do so many re-writes. No hundreds of options

posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 06:33 PM
a reply to: berenike

No need for a re-write Beren... Is fine just as-is!!!

(Oh, The word is E N C O M P A S S...) LOL!!...

posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 06:36 PM
a reply to: berenike
Bravo!! S&F

posted on Sep, 27 2015 @ 07:20 PM
a reply to: SyxPak

If I personalised the poem for you the new lines could read:

S is for SyxPak - a dragon in flight
T is for Talons - for use in a fight

I was hoping someone else would take on E N C O M P A S S. I can't get past Enemas Never Charring Orifices..

Mousygretchen - thank you

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