September 23rd here it is. How do we feel this morning?

originally posted by: Volund
a reply to: seaswine


I stocked up on popcorn for the next few weeks. Still waiting for Michael Jackson to get here from Dubai so we can watch it all live. I hope his flight doesn't go over CERN because I need to seal the doors soon!

I have a feeling I'm one of the few people that totally
gets your post

a reply to: Excallibacca

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Exactly right! F-ing Camelot is nuts.

Mowed the lawn, washed the dishes, cleaned the house and planning on giving my dog a bath. Can't leave this world without having your house in order and your dog smelling good.

a reply to: WeRpeons

I agree, I am doing my hear, can not face doomsday with my roots showing now.

a reply to: seaswine

This day, 9/23… compared to 12/21 2012 and y2k 2000 is nothing.

a reply to: seaswine



WOKE UP CRAVING CHEEEEEEEESE! I'M FEELING LUCKY! POWER BALL IS OVER $250 MILLION! I'M FEELING SOOOOO LUCKY THAT I'M SHOUTING! I GOT 30 TICKETS!

( taking a breath )

OK. All clear here and on my 8th cup of coffee.
Life is awesome OP.





Extra: If something does happen. Pleeeease clear my browser history.

a reply to: seaswine

Had my divorce trial this morning, so this day is actually going quite well compared to the last few months!

a reply to: MamaJ

HAIL Mary---not Hell!


I'm (honest) not a grammar/spelling/syntax ADD type...but Pope Frank is in the U.S. so I felt the need to chime in

And onto the DOOM topic...don't we have until the 28th to worry? I swear I read that "here." An (almost!) entire week of
Doom worries/predictions/threads!

#WhatWillWeDoForEntertainmentInOctober?

Been there done that. It's the 24th for us down here.
Nothing unusual to to see here folks.

a reply to: WeRpeons

Mowed the lawn, washed the dishes, cleaned the house and planning on giving my dog a bath. Can't leave this world without having your house in order and your dog smelling good.

Yeah, my dogs and cats aren't stinky (although one of them never stops shedding).....they've been fed.

But I didn't bother with mowing (mower is having its battery charged), haven't cleaned up the kitchen yet (meh), and am still in my jammy pants....

I did, however, brush my teeth and braid my hair.

The pets are all contented....still a perfect day.....and I'm going outside now....

Have a great next few hours, folks!! It's a pleasure knowing you all...




OH wow!!! I'm now motivated to go clean up the kitchen!!!

Talk to you all later and let you know what else the afternoon presents!!!

OKAY! Whew. Kitchen is done.

Yay!

All right - so, now I'm going outside.

Woke up this morning with a rash eating my leg. Was it the beginning of the apocalypse? Nope, poison Ivy again.

right now, bring on the end, I can't take this incessant itching feeling.

OKAY, so -
ready!

For this same "guest" who keeps saying he'll show up, stringing me along (and has been for years!).... but never, ever appears.
(Reminds me of a jerk I dated who was the World's Worst Boyfriend.....
stood me up all the time. I finally dumped him. Only took me two years to figure it out.)


Yeah, now really going outside. Go ahead and keep on waiting, folks.....get your wig on straight, do your makeup.....

(Good luck. He's a no-show, I'm tellin' ya.)

But - until you get a belly-full, you won't doubt him.
I know how it feels.




Why did I type "know-show" ???

Freudian slip.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
OKAY, so -
ready!

For this same "guest" who keeps saying he'll show up, stringing me along (and has been for years!).... but never, ever appears.
(Reminds me of a jerk I dated who was the World's Worst Boyfriend.....
stood me up all the time. I finally dumped him. Only took me two years to figure it out.)


Yeah, now really going outside. Go ahead and keep on waiting, folks.....get your wig on straight, do your makeup.....

(Good luck. He's a know-show, I'm tellin' ya.)

But - until you get a belly-full, you won't doubt him.
I know how it feels.

( cough cough )..... well hello.

SWM 40ish, seeking a friend for the end of the world

I am still hoping something happens, sort of a child-like anticipation. I would welcome anything to break the stifling monotony. Sure, lots of people dying is bad and all, but if the world burns at least it would take the rotten parts with it.

I think people that look forward to the apocalypse aren't crazy or anything, they're just bored and unhappy. Myself, for example- I can't even work up the courage to go after what I really want in life, so I just hope it's all smashed to pieces. A very primal, childish pleasure- "If I can't have it, no one should, so I'll relish the day you lose your precious toy truck."

Wish I could say something fun and humorous, but I can't think of anything.

a reply to: seaswine

I was going to drop some smart-assed response but after reading this...

Today I wake up from an incredible lucid dream in which I (along with other fun activities) connected with lost friends and felt at peace.

...all I can say is: Wow. Me too. I woke up just after having one of those too.

Weird.

a reply to: Bigburgh

Well, I have a date already - and although it might seem he'd be raptured, I'm sure he won't. He's just pretty regular. He's no saint or anyone you've heard of. Has lots of faults (as do I). But, we take care of each other. Mutual mere human nurturing and partnership. It works for us both. His name is Mister Wigs.
He's at work right now.


Anyway -
So - catch you next time around!!!!

originally posted by: Kangaruex4Ewe
I am currently typing this from my bunker and hope the message will find you well. I am glad to see that at least one other person has survived the apocalypse. It came quickly on my side of the world.

This morning a huge ball of light rose in the east and cast its light towards us and I knew I only had seconds to make it into my bunker before it was too late. My husband and daughter tripped and I had to leave them behind in hopes that mankind could somehow be rebooted if at least two of us survived. I mourn their loss but can not grieve wholeheartedly simply because they couldn't run appropriately. Survival of the fittest in these times after all.

I have enough supplies for one year. If communication remains possible, I will contact you again then in hopes that we can replenish the earth with progeny that can run adequately.

Take care of yourself friend.

LOL!!! That was awesome. I laughed and snorted on the family tripped comment.

Here's to hoping seaswine is a dude and repopulation is possible...

originally posted by: Q33323
I'm looking forward to the next "Date of Crisis!" Someone please pick a day in the next 12 months, and we'll get the campaign of doom rolling!
We're all going to die!... Eventually

8/14/2016....