Men ... We Don't Stand a Chance!

Is there anything more sexy than a beautiful woman in uniform?



How can a man take aim when he's drooling all over his gun sights?

This what the term "Make Love Not War" was truly meant for.

Jude

a reply to: jude11
I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!

They could invade without firing a shot.


ETA: True story: At an air show in Niagara Falls back in the late 90's my wife, myself and our 3 yr old son are walking down the flight line when an F-16 pulls up on the other side of the ropes.
The pilot gets out, starts walking toward us, steps over the rope as SHE removes her helmet/hat, whatever it was.

Her hair falls down and it is this BEAUTIFUL brunette who happens to be looking right at me, and as she walks past she smiles and says "hi".

I actually stuttered a very clumsy " uh h..hi" and she was gone. Next I know I get a SLAP on my head and am told to close my mouth.

The following year the day before the show, my wife surprised me alone with a flight suit on. I love her!

A woman in glasses is hotter than in uniform.


/misogyny.

originally posted by: jude11

How can a man take aim when he's drooling all over his gun sights?

This what the term "Make Love Not War" was truly meant for.

Jude

Site alignment and site picture, control your breathing, slow steady squeeze.

We clearly need an all gay battalion to counter these ladies.

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
A woman in glasses is hotter than in uniform.


/misogyny.

But what about a woman wearing glasses in uniform?

You are done!

Jude

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: jude11
I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!

They could invade without firing a shot.

Yup ... Just walk down the street and it's theirs.

Jude

I can't find words to type that would be both smart and PC so I am leaving this.

a reply to: jude11

The uniform would put me off.

I fear brave, strong, independent women who can take care of themselves and break the mould of the dainty helpless mademoiselle that a woman should be. In glasses.


/sarc


Seriously depends on the uniform...

There is something about policewomen that turns me on.

Maybe it's the societal taboo of the hood.
I've been nice to some police, in that respect.

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs
a reply to: jude11

The uniform would put me off.

I fear brave, strong, independent women who can take care of themselves and break the mould of the dainty helpless mademoiselle that a woman should be. In glasses.


/sarc


Seriously depends on the uniform...

There is something about policewomen that turns me on.

Maybe it's the societal taboo of the hood.
I've been nice to some police, in that respect.

It's the gun.

Jude

Must admit a military dictatorship never looked so appealing...

The Chinese babes in the pink uniforms and white leather boots are like something straight out of a 1960s Bond movie...

a reply to: jude11

I'd like to agree, but our police are (for the majority) unarmed...

& saying it's the taser and cosh takes all the romance out of it.

The funny thing is none of these women know the true face of war... It's ugly.

Yeh, Baby! Tell me what to do. Give me orders. Your gun or mine?

Good job im not a soldier against these ladies.
I couldn't shoot them.
I would be dead but with a grin on my face.

Imagine an invading army like that though, would throw everyone off!

originally posted by: nonjudgementalist
The funny thing is none of these women know the true face of war... It's ugly.

And there is your first mistake.

Underestimating women.



Jude

Return to Paradise lost.

We all want the same thing.

There are may ways to fight.

Lyrics

Ga-in
Paradise Lost
March 2015



Turn the lights off please
I’ll be in the darkness
You can lie
You did nothing wrong

Let me do it
You’re going to have a good dream now
Let me do it
In your ears, eyes and hands
There will be days and nights like paradise

Anyone looking for the paradise lost
Like sweet honey
Maybe I am that your diamond lost
Like something you want like crazy

I feel
I’m real
Where are you right now
Right now, I’m almost at paradise

I’m here
I’m yours
Just remember this
You and I, another paradise

Turn the lights off please
So you can see all of me
Right now, we’re free
Nowhere we want to go back

Don’t believe in it
All other words that aren’t my voice
They’re lies
All set to shake you up
Stop stop stop stop

They’re talking about a fantasy
They’re making up another fantasy
They’re talking about a fantasy
They’re making up a story
So that they can control you and me

Anyone looking for the paradise lost
No need for elaborate words, no need for lies
You are my, and I’m your diamond lost
We’re in the same night, under the same moon and sun

I feel
I’m real
Where are you right now
Right now, I’m almost at paradise

I’m here
I’m yours
Just remember this
You and I, another paradise

a reply to: jude11

Possibly the reason so many modern army's are adopting the policy of admitting homosexuals, after all us heterosexuals would not stand a chance. Need to have some peeps immune to the honey trap. LoL

originally posted by: stosh64
a reply to: jude11
I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!

They could invade without firing a shot.

ETA: True story: At an air show in Niagara Falls back in the late 90's my wife, myself and our 3 yr old son are walking down the flight line when an F-16 pulls up on the other side of the ropes.
The pilot gets out, starts walking toward us, steps over the rope as SHE removes her helmet/hat, whatever it was.

Her hair falls down and it is this BEAUTIFUL brunette who happens to be looking right at me, and as she walks past she smiles and says "hi".

I actually stuttered a very clumsy " uh h..hi" and she was gone. Next I know I get a SLAP on my head and am told to close my mouth.

The following year the day before the show, my wife surprised me alone with a flight suit on. I love her!

I'll be making the first shot.... Trust me on that one.

We were never meant to win lol