TAP HIM!

Thomas: Hi.

Bartender: Hi. OH, HI! HOLD ON!

Thomas: Tap him.

Bartender: WHAT?

Thomas: TAP HIM!

Bartender: OKAY! HOLD ON! ..... (tap, tap) LOOK! TURN AROUND!

Thomas: HI!

Sam: HA! HOLY...! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! ..... HAHA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Thomas: Come here.

Sam: WHAT?!

Thomas: COME! HERE!

Sam: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOW YA BEEN?

Thomas: Listen, I need to make a deal.

SAM: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Thomas: I! NEED! TO! MAKE! A! DEAL!

Sam: WAIT! HOLD ON! ..... COME HERE! COME BACK HERE! ..... LET HIM THROUGH! ..... COME ON! ..... COME ON! LET ME SHUT THIS!

Thomas: Turn that garbage down, man.

Sam: HAHA! Where the hell have you been?

Thomas: I'm a busy man.

Sam: Yes, you are....

Thomas: Listen, I'm here on business. I need to make a deal.

Sam: What do you need?

Thomas: I need some place to talk.

Sam: You got it. What do you want?

Thomas: Something nice. I'm meeting somebody. I think he's for real.

Sam: Wait, for the first time? Your meeting him for the first time?

Thomas: Yeah.

Sam: Do you know what your doing?

Thomas: He has solid references. Very solid man.

Sam: Yeah, I'm sure. Where is he from?

Thomas: Cypress.

Sam: CYPRESS?! What the hell is he doing over here?

Thomas: Relax.

Sam: Look, I run a legitimate business. If this isn't legit...

Thomas: Sam, calm down. Would I do that to you? Now, what do you have for me? I need a nice, comfortable place to talk to this guy.

Sam: I'll get you the best, my man. But the best is going to cost you.

Thomas: Don't over charge.

Sam: 10,000

Thomas: Sam, I've given you allot. I built this place and you got a great deal. I'll give you 1,000.

SAM: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Thomas: And you give me the best room you got.

Sam: Thomas, I'm in business to stay in business.

Thomas: Tonight is the night you show me some appreciation. Give me what I want. This guy is going to be here soon. This isn't a negotiation with me and you here. I'm doing a deal and your going to take care of me tonight.

Sam: What kind of deal is this?

Thomas: The kind of deal I like.

Sam: Don't do something stupid in here.

Thomas: You worry to much. Everything I do is certified.

Sam: Certified? You and your certs. When is this guy coming?

Thomas: Soon. Be ready to put on a good show.

Sam: Get out of my office than.

Thomas: Is that what this is? This room is a dump.

Sam: Get out of here.

(Shortly after..........)

Thomas: Hey buddy. You look lost.

JoeFerd: Are you Thomas?

Thomas: Who are you?

JoeFerd: I'm JoeFerd.

Thomas: Weird name. Where you from, JoeFerd?

JoeFerd: Cypress.

Thomas: Wait a minute. HEY! HEY! TAP HIM!

Sam: CAN I HELP YOU?!

Thomas: Talk.

JoeFerd: I NEED SOMEPLACE QUIET TO TALK TO MY FRIEND.

Sam: WHAT KIND OF PLACE?

JoeFerd: SOMETHING NICE.

Sam: YEAH, NICE AIN'T CHEAP! 10,000!

JoeFerd: 10,000? OKAY.

Thomas: NO! NOT OKAY! THAT'S WAY TO HIGH! PAY HIM 1,000! AND WE WANT FULL SERVICE!

Sam: I'M GOING TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS! ARE YOU TWO LEGIT?! THIS IS A LEGIT BUSINESS!

Thomas: YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS!

Sam: GO TO THE MAIN DESK! TELL HER WHO YOU ARE!

Thomas: Come on.

JoeFerd: I haven't been here before. Where's the main desk.

Thomas: Come on. You were going to pay him 10,000 just like that?

JoeFerd: I was told I can trust you. I trust you.

Thomas: Yeah. I know what you were told. Alright, EXCUSE ME. My friend, here.....

BritMar: Hi. Welcome to The Port. Can I help you?

Thomas: Your up, my friend.

JoeFerd: I'm supposed to talk to you about a room.

BritMar: What's your name?

Thomas: Thomas. 1,000.

BritMar: Oh, oh, okay. Yes, sir. Okay, whose paying.

Thomas: You.

JoeFerd: I am. Just scan my wrist.

BritMar: Okay, thank you. Hold on, I'm uploading everything to your wrist. Alright, you have green access so come behind the counter please.

JoeFerd: Behind the counter?

Thomas: Come on. We get the employee elevator.

JoeFerd: You've been here before. I'll just follow you.

Thomas: Come on. Get in. Wave your wrist over that.

JoeFerd: Where are we going?

Thomas: Top floor. It's a great big room. Come on. That's the only door. Wave your wrist.

JoeFerd: Thomas! I'm impressed.

BevLin: Hello, gentlemen. Come in. Thank you for choosing The Port. I have been instructed to inform you that all your services are complementary. Would you like a drink?

Thomas: I'll have a rum and Coke.

JoeFerd: A bottle of Dek'Lar, please?

BevLin: I'm sorry?

JoeFerd: Dek'Lar.

Thomas: Ah, yeah. Never mind the rum and Coke. Can we get a bottle of that?

BevLin: Ahhhh, heh. I'm sorry, I have to call Sam.

JoeFerd: Everything is complementary?

Thomas: Heh, WOW!

BevLin: Ahhh, I'm so sorry. I just need to....I'm so sorry.

JoeFerd: Go ahead. I don't want you to get in trouble. I'll talk to him if you like.

BevLin: Oh, your so sweet. It's okay. Just....hold on. I'm sorry. ..... Sam. SAM! BEVLIN! THEY WANT DEK'LAR! DEK'LAR!

JoeFerd: BevLin, honey, give me that. BevLin, give it to me.

BevLin: SAM! HE WANTS TO TALK! I'm sorry.

JoeFerd: BevLin, I'm not upset with you. Your great. HEY, SAM! IT'S JOEFERD! HEY, GET UP HERE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN PERSON! Here you go honey.

Thomas: I don't believe this. What are you doing?

JoeFerd: I want a bottle of Dek'Lar. Is it a big deal?

Thomas: Dek'Lar? You know what your doing. It's not going to be free.

JoeFerd: Everything is complementary.

Thomas: Listen JoeFerd. I'm not here for a comedy show. Dek'Lar is going to cost. Don't waste my time.

JoeFerd: I didn't come all the way from Cypress to waste your time or mine. Or Sam's. Or BevLin's.

BevLin: Oh, I'm so sorry about this. I hope we can work this out.

JoeFerd: It's going to be....SAM! Buddy.

Sam: Listen, it's an off cycle so I am very busy. I can't give yo Dek'Lar for free. What do you want me to do?

JoeFerd: I'll give you the other 9,000. I want a bottle of Dek'Lar and I want some meat. Earth meat. Class One. Make mine medium. Thomas, do you like meat?

Thomas: He's got some big ones, doesn't he?

Sam: Yeah, your something else my friend. I'll take care of everything. BevLin, give me the.....

JoeFerd: Sam, baby, I have it right here.

Thomas: What the hell?

Sam: You have it on you? JESUS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Sir, do you require security?

Thomas: HOLD ON! Everybody stop! JoeFerd, what in the hell are you doing?

JoeFerd: Alright, now that I have your attention. Thomas, I need a large ship and I need you to build it as fast as you can. In fact, I am going to need a lot of ships. How many can you build at one time?

Sam: Listen, I run a legit business. I don't know whats going on here.

JoeFerd: Calm down. I'm Nebula.

Thomas: YOUR WHAT?!

BevLin: Falling stars........

Sam: What are you two doing?

Thomas: Your Nebula?

JoeFerd: You have a problem with that?

Thomas: Why did the Nebula send you? Your buying a ship? What's with the show?

JoeFerd: You don't understand. The Nebula didn't send me. I *AM* the Nebula. I'm the Executor.