Short on cash? sell a testiscle.

I will say up front that the thought of some of these things gives me the chills. I found this article and wanted to share it. why? Because this is ATS and is there any subject we don't share? Basically they give you some suggestions on things you can do with your body and things coming out of it to make some cash.


For instance sell a testicle, nets around 35k

Women you can sell your eggs for 5 to 10 k a pop , but men your sperm is only valued at 30- 200 per pop ( quality maybe?)

An interesting one was lay in bed for 70 days for 18,000. NASA apparently uses this study to simulate changes occurring to astronauts in space.

You can also sell your um doo doo. Apparently it can be used in an antibiotic.


Now I don't know anything about the site, if this is an onion type article or not. Also the title says 5 ways but list 7 ways to make this money along these lines.


There is no other place on the net I would rather post this and then see the opinions and feedback than from the ats community. Without further babbling by me here is the link.

www.klbjfm.com...

I am desperate, but not willing to sell my stones.

originally posted by: proob4
I am desperate, but not willing to sell my stones.

Then you're not desperate...

I'd sell one for $35k, get a fake one put in and then go perform some head spinning bar tricks (something involving a Hammer) for free drinks.

Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!

originally posted by: proob4
I am desperate, but not willing to sell my stones.

I'll be honest, as I was posting this I was actually trying to think about what level would the need for cash be to part with one.

They could have one. I'm almost 51, already have 3 kids and not plannin' anymore, so, I could get by without it. Hey..35k is 35k.

originally posted by: BestinShow

originally posted by: proob4
I am desperate, but not willing to sell my stones.

Then you're not desperate...

I'd sell one for $35k, get a fake one put in and then go perform some head spinning bar tricks (something involving a Hammer) for free drinks.

Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!

Thanks just spit the drink I was enjoying out of my nose with that response

they can have both of mine....if they can get them out of my wifes handbag

a reply to: hiddenNZ

Wives have the ultimate cut off valve so you are not alone

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Shoot I could use 35k... Wonder how legit this is.

a reply to: hiddenNZ

Hahaha!

Although seriously I don't see why anyone would be willing to sell those bad boys. They seem like fun little play things as long as you aren't rough.

a reply to: BestinShow

Until you hit the wrong one

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: BestinShow

Until you hit the wrong one

Wow, another drink went right through the nose

originally posted by: AnteBellum
a reply to: Reallyfolks

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

Love the responses...not sure

If a man is married will he have to bring a notarized letter from his wife giving permission to sell one? After all they belong to her now.

a reply to: Reallyfolks

ive been told about the "go" button,but for 17yrs ive been looking for the "mute" button....maybe its in her handbag with my plums?

loving some of the responses here

i would gladly sell one if they flew me out there all expenses covered
for a week or so and installed a plastic one as i no longer really need em

originally posted by: AnteBellum

Do they have to belong to the person selling them?

I have a few candidates. . .

That is ingenious, we should set up shop, I know way too many who are in desperate need of this "procedure".
The good guys wont be offended by this.

Ok on topic I think it is unethical to put a price on human body parts.

a reply to: Reallyfolks

Lol...You know,I came into this world with two,and I intend to leave with two.

Can't imagine being so broke that I'd have to hock the jewels,so to speak.

Maybe now we will really know what some guys will give their left nut for...