Isnt there someone my age I could date?

Im sick of the 50+ years old sugar daddy's lol
Offering money and dresses and a place to live is all well and good, but damn
Youre twice my age, some even three times

And would hygiene kill any of you?

Im not shallow
I would date you if your obese
Im thin but im not athletic and I would like to become athletic
If youre willing to take that journey with me I would be more then happy with you

But if your teeth are brown and rotting
Get lost
I threw up
I actual threw up at the thought of making out with someone who has rotting teeth
Like if one of those things comes loose and its in my mouth or worse I swallow it

Would it kill anyone for a healthy individual to be attracted to me

I mean there is one guy I know... like wow hes like a greek god... except he's japanese... but... no chance

We kissed twice but thats because he ordered it both times...

The # did I just read? LOL

a reply to: Elysian

Find a young feller at the malt shoppe while listening to your boop-a-loo music and dancing your higgity-hop dancing.

Or go a-courting with a nice young man at your church.

I imagine anyone at your sewing circle would be able to help!

It's gonna be interesting to see how this thread develops!

a reply to: Elysian

You "kissed twice but that's because he ordered it?!?"

The hell kind of people do you hang out with???!!!

Flagged just to watch the fireworks

a reply to: Shamrock6

the Greek god Japanese guy ordering things made me burn myself on my coffee.

hehe

ouch.

What does "I mean there is one guy I know...like wow he's a greek God.....except he's Japenese...but...no chance

We kissed twice but that's because he ordered it both times.." Mean?

You said you are not shallow.
From what I read you are just a tad shallow, and a bit racist.

You might want to take a long hard honest look at yourself and figure out why you have that flashing red light on your head that screams STAY AWAY! To guys your own age.

You might want to take a step back and take a long hard look at yourself and figure out why you have a force field around you that repels the "good guys" away from you.

a reply to: Elysian

I always had great luck at the bookstores with the Starbucks in them. Read books in the aisles and something happens 60% of the time, everytime. I'm a dude too so it must work haha

a reply to: beezzer

Or go a-courting with a nice young man at your church.

Oh my Gawd, stay away from church denizens. They are mostly society rejects, pretending to be normal, just waiting for a victim to cling to. Once they get you home, wham, out comes the dysfunction.

Have you ever talked to God about it?

Father knows best...

If your disgusted by brown teeth, find yourself someone who keeps their teeth in a glass. You can never be bitten by a toothless person.

In all seriousness, I am sending you good vibes to find someone kind. Kindness is the greatest attribute a mate can have....unless they have access to Morrissey tickets.

I know it is not like a gentleman to ask a ladie her age but how old are you then?.

originally posted by: Reverbs
a reply to: Shamrock6

the Greek god Japanese guy ordering things made me burn myself on my coffee.

hehe

ouch.

I immediately thought of some risqué sushi bar where Japanese businessmen eat their food off naked women but I mean...really???

a reply to: Elysian

"Except he's Japanese"

Sooo. ..?

"He ordered it"

wtf ?

originally posted by: boymonkey74
I know it is not like a gentleman to ask a ladie her age but how old are you then?.

Why do you assume the OP is female? "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"...L.R.

originally posted by: Murgatroid
Have you ever talked to God about it?

Father knows best...

Which God? Whose God? If you start quoting the bible, I am afraid I will become terribly nauseous.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
I know it is not like a gentleman to ask a ladie her age but how old are you then?.

22
But its not like I hide that fact

originally posted by: Elysian
Im sick of the 50+ years old sugar daddy's lol
Offering money and dresses and a place to live is all well and good, but damn
Youre twice my age, some even three times

And would hygiene kill any of you?

Im not shallow
I would date you if your obese
Im thin but im not athletic and I would like to become athletic
If youre willing to take that journey with me I would be more then happy with you

But if your teeth are brown and rotting
Get lost
I threw up
I actual threw up at the thought of making out with someone who has rotting teeth
Like if one of those things comes loose and its in my mouth or worse I swallow it

Would it kill anyone for a healthy individual to be attracted to me

I mean there is one guy I know... like wow hes like a greek god... except he's japanese... but... no chance

We kissed twice but thats because he ordered it both times...

You would meet a congenial person at places where you are enjoying yourself, including "places" on the internet.

One bad thing about the internet is that you spend less time in public, that is, less time physically proximal to new people.

Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Men are talking....