posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 09:23 PM
hello, fellow ATS'ers! I am booperbear from Charon, one of Pluto's moons. I come to ATS in peace. I have so many opinions, observations, and even
offer good advice to anyone looking for some. I am married to my soul mate, Chief Delta Dawn, whom I met on Charon back in 1988. We have been
together 27 of your earth years but we are so close, I swear we have known each other forever. In my life, I have become quite an expert of disaster
porn in movies, television, and in real life. If you ever need an answer concerning this subject, ask away. On Earth, I have chosen to live in the
state of Wisconsin, however I have a Midwestern accent I cannot shake. I love craft beer, cheese curds, bratwurst sandwiches, and the Green Bay
Packers, not necessarily in that order. I have a witty sense of humor and have refused to grow older than age 25. I would love to communicate with
other disaster conspiracy and survivalist fanatics, especially before earth's population pollutes away the ozone layer, causing another ice age. A
word of advice here: Greenland and Antarctica are already too close to Canada and the United States without our hasty help. The sea levels are
already high enough. California and the Pacific Northwest are already too close to the Big One without us probing and picking at the San Andreas and
Hayward faults. The Yellowstone caldera keeps gurgling and expanding on its own. Canada and Mexico doesn't have enough land to handle a mass
migration due to hurricane/tornadic activity. The New Madrid fault has been acting up on its own lately...seismologists do not need to hurry along a
catastrophic event that will geologically split North America in two from the Gulf of Mexico up northward to Canada. The Mississippi river is already
wide enough without a 100 foot wall of water from the Gulf sweeping up north. The gulf shrimp and crawfish are more than happy living south of
Galveston, thank you! So I have been alarmed at all of this "climate change" and "global warming" going on. I remember what it was like on
Charon. Sure, it was recently discovered to be beautiful from out in space, but on the surface, it somewhat resembled the surface of your moon. My
people on Charon maybe will one day pay a peaceful visit to Earth. Until that time, you are stuck with me and ATS. Got milk?