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Have you heard this one?

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posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 12:12 AM
Got a good chuckle from this joke I just read...

A man died and went to heaven

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man.

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Obama's clock?"

"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

edit on 29-7-2015 by Akragon because: (no reason given)

posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 12:20 AM
That was funny...

Im sure they collectively use politician clocks as hyper dimensional time portals.

posted on Jul, 29 2015 @ 02:36 PM
a reply to: Akragon
bush (both) Nixon, Clinton, ford, Dwight d... those must be turbines powering heaven. (at least its heaven is green)


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