Got a problem? We can help!

Hey there, ATSers!

Need help with a problem in your life? Are you experiencing some kind of ethical dilemma?

We can help! Post below with your issue and we'll provide you with our patent-pending invaluable advice! Whether the concern is personal, work-related, moralistic, or whatever, we'll take our best stab at providing a thoughtful reply.

Consider this a more contemporary (and hopefully useful!) version of Dear Abby.

So, without further adieu... like they say on a certain other forum, ask us anything!

a reply to: Trachel

Once I saw a post online that said "Need help with a problem in your life? Are you experiencing some kind of ethical dilemma?

We can help! Post below with your issue and we'll provide you with our patent-pending invaluable advice! Whether the concern is personal, work-related, moralistic, or whatever, we'll take our best stab at providing a thoughtful reply. "

What should I tell them?

a reply to: Trachel


Dear Trachel.
Who is we?
Is this a free service or is there a charge?
What is a patent pending invaluable advice?

A curious poster.

a reply to: Trachel

How can advice be patent pending?

Which is further... To New York or by bus?

It is hot outside. Should I walk to the Chinese store and get food or order a pizza?

I've chosen not to turn my oven on because it makes my air conditioner sad.

a reply to: Excallibacca

I will take over while they are.....


My ball tells me you should order a pizza.

Pizza. Definitely.

a reply to: highfromphoenix

If only one is working, you should see your Dr.

originally posted by: highfromphoenix
a reply to: Excallibacca

I will take over while they are.....


My ball tells me you should order a pizza.

Taking over eh?

What does your other ball tell you? Pizza too?

a reply to: Excallibacca

General Tso's is your destiny, my friend.

a reply to: highfromphoenix

Tell them your problems and you'll eventually have a guaranteed winning solution!

a reply to: Trachel

Okay, that's just weird. I just got off the phone placing a takeout order and came to check the thread. I did get General Tso's. Pork fried rice. Eggroll.

a reply to: Trachel

What do u think? should I have the balls or the pizza ? both smell delicious

lol I read

patient pending

originally posted by: highfromphoenix
a reply to: Excallibacca

I will take over while they are.....


My ball tells me you should order a pizza.

originally posted by: thesaneone
a reply to: Trachel


Dear Trachel.
Who is we?
Is this a free service or is there a charge?
What is a patent pending invaluable advice?

A curious poster.

I 2nd this~!!!

Please be more detailed

originally posted by: Trachel
a reply to: highfromphoenix

Tell them your problems and you'll eventually have a guaranteed winning solution!

Ha ha~!....
Well, if I told amyone what I'm going through at this time in my life, they would go out screaming samming the door behind them, due to multiple different chaos happening at once.

So, let me say this, by the Grace of God, I'm thankful just to have a roof over my head, my comfomy pillows, excellent friends who love me and watch over me and my bed!

There, you take tje ball from there and how about you ask me questions and I'll reply and you can respond :-)

a reply to: Excallibacca

Great minds think alike!!

a reply to: thesaneone

"We" are myself and my SO.

Service is free.

Patent pending advice is whatever nonsense we type up before this thread explodes into flames.

a reply to: Layaly

Don't eat the balls unless they've recently been washed.

Go with chicken and pineapple on the pizza, then follow it up with a long hike through the woods.