Small Dead Alien Discovered in California

It has a tiny owl on its head in the lower picture. Perhaps that is the alien mastermind behind the beast.

originally posted by: admirethedistance
I think the real question is: was it found in the Cheetos bag? It looks to me like it died trying to lick the cheesy goodness from its' paws. Perhaps Cheetos are toxic to aliens? Or cats?

I believe he found Chester Cheetah. Mystery solved.

Now we can work on locating Little Debbie.

Check the ears. I vote cat.

Doesn't look like a cat, not that over ever seen a dead decomposing, mummified cat.
It could be a baby or very small child that was murdered. Or a child somehow got stuck in there while hiding and curled up and died.

I don't think it's an alien . Top picture looks like a YODA ear.
I really can't tell if I'm looking at a skeleton of bones or rumpled clothing.

It's most likely a discarded baby. Unfortunately that's all too common.

a reply to: violet

Nah, it's definitely not human.

Another photo . Doesn't look human in this one . Has a snout

a reply to: juliorichanos

It looks similar to the Atacama Skeleton.

After the DNA tests they concluded it was definately human, here, but still dont explain how he was 6 yrs old and only 6 inches.

If i remember correctly, there is a legend of the indigenous south-west americas (which is where dna tests reveal this skeletons gene pool is from) that says there is a species of humans who are tiny in size and keep themselves a secret to stay safe from humans.

a reply to: admirethedistance
Yes I see that now from the other photo

a reply to: DEANORULES24

Was the cat in a hat?

a reply to: lostgirl

The animal, whatever it is, did not walk upright. You can tell that from the jointing of its legs.

Similarly, with the short length of its phalanges (fingers & toes) was not an adept tool user.

So, definitely not human or particularly 'alien' (as popularly envisaged).

a reply to: juliorichanos

Am in Ca and no word of it here.

I am no expert by any means, but it looks like a sloth to me.

cheetos promotion maybe? 'dead baby alien in every 1000th bag' or something....

originally posted by: Ultralight
a reply to: DEANORULES24

Was the cat in a hat?

It was in a Cheetos bag, so maybe it was using it as a tinfoil hat.

Appears to be a long-dead abandoned kitten, to me.

Awe, poor kitty.

You just can't make this crap up

It is clearly a dead and dessicated mammal. The real question should be how often does this person clean the goddam mobile home!

Looks like a puppy PittBull skull.

Sad.

Nice.. I say it's a dead rat or squirrel



or its this creature...

a reply to: juliorichanos

First looks nothing like the second. Could be an alien cat, alien dog, alien raccoon, what ever it is it is DEAD!