Donald Trump Throws Hair In the Ring

Donald Trump just got to the part in this rambling, muddled speech where he announced his candidacy.

At this point, his announcement is making Jeb Bush's look masterful. He's all over the place, basically just going on and on about how stupid everyone else is and how he's a brilliant negotiator. Here's an excerpt:

"I just sold an apartment for $15 million to somebody from China. Am I supposed to dislike em? I own a big chunk of the Bank of America building in 1290 Avenue of the Americas that I got from China.. in a war.. very valuable, I love China. The biggest bank in the world is from China. You know where their United States headquarters is located? In this building, in Trump Tower. I love China."

This has to be the worst of the announcements I've seen. I'll update with a link to the text.


Link to speech

a reply to: theantediluvian

He's a jerk with bad hair.

Still 1000 times better than any politician.

a reply to: theantediluvian

Sorry, I cannot vote for Dorito-skin.

But is he a puppet like Jeb is? Unfortunately as much money as the Trump man has it's chump change compared to what is thrown at a Bush. Once again we all know what will happen and that $$ buys you the spot and Jeb Bush will be our next President.

The fact he's not a Politician.

Since our vote doesn't count.

Why not vote for him.

Well at least he would not hesitate to fire all the incompetent meatheads in government positions !!

a reply to: theantediluvian

Maybe this is what the U.S really need.A fool with a bad big mouth(end sarc)

How many candidates from both side are there now?I honestly lost count....

a reply to: theantediluvian

Ross Perot 2.0!

He got my vote, whether I write it in or push a button!

He has said many more intelligent things that can bring this country back on it's feet than ANY of the other political thief's.

Love what he had to say about China, and he was right!

originally posted by: hawkeyenation
But is he a puppet like Jeb is? Unfortunately as much money as the Trump man has it's chump change compared to what is thrown at a Bush. Once again we all know what will happen and that $$ buys you the spot and Jeb Bush will be our next President.

I wouldn't be surprised if we see a LOT of money thrown at Trump from avenues not heard of before...funneling money from China here or the likes......

originally posted by: xuenchen
Well at least he would not hesitate to fire all the incompetent meatheads in government positions !!

Oh....now that would be priceless. I would vote for him just to see it broadcast on a new TV show.

a reply to: theantediluvian

Damn I read your OP and got excited that Trump's hair would actually run... But ALAS the Donald is actually running. Damn. Donald Trump's hair would probably be the most likable candidate of the bunch too. NUTS

The Democrats will like vetting his birth certificate(s).

Oh, and if the Terminator and The Body can be elected as politicians, I think Trump is right there with them.

originally posted by: xuenchen
Well at least he would not hesitate to fire all the incompetent meatheads in government positions !!

But wouldn't he have to fire himself then too?

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: theantediluvian

He's a jerk with bad hair.

Still 1000 times better than any politician.

Better at what though?

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: xuenchen
Well at least he would not hesitate to fire all the incompetent meatheads in government positions !!

Oh....now that would be priceless. I would vote for him just to see it broadcast on a new TV show.

The new show's name:

"The IRS DarkFiles"

originally posted by: Krazysh0t

originally posted by: xuenchen
Well at least he would not hesitate to fire all the incompetent meatheads in government positions !!

But wouldn't he have to fire himself then too?

He will plead the 5th.

Trump is a joke and his candidacy cannot be taken seriously. This is just a cheap way for him to get press to keep him relevant.

originally posted by: theantediluvian

originally posted by: beezzer
a reply to: theantediluvian

He's a jerk with bad hair.

Still 1000 times better than any politician.

Better at what though?

Better at breathing. At existing. At doing the job.

Hell, Mr. Antidiluvian, YOU'D be better at POTUS than POTUS!

Politicians are spineless slugs that look human, but are 99% fecal matter and 1% unicorn farts.

Trump: "I will not fall and break my leg in a bicycle race. I will not be in a bicycle race."

Haha! Classic.


Love it!