Dairy Queen promotes selfishness

I just saw a commercial for Dairy Queen promoting an ice cream treat. The commercial says it is decadent and"Way to good to share"

"WAY TO GOOD TO SHARE"???????
Why you slimy no good self serving penny pinching greedy sons-a-bunches. You know what??? I hope that this rant IS good enough to share and that everyone who comes across it somehow propels it to a national meme and gives your nasty little self promotion a kick in the butt.
.....Way to good to share.
Shame on you.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

But what about the children?!

I also like that Progressive commercial where Flo says "sprinkles are for winners".

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

And Lays potato chips promote cannibalism.

First world problems at there finest.

Blizzards are way to good to share. Strawberry cheese cake. Nope all mine.

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

You want a DQ doncha?
And circumstances prevents you that pleasure?

a reply to: TerryMcGuire

How about that one chip commercial where they say, "Get your own bag"? A lot of commercials are like that.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Lays was the first to do that that I know of. Back in the late sixties or seventies. Little girl holding a bag of chips and a little boy asks her for some and she refuses telling him to get his own. Another dark day in the decline of American civility.

I don't know if I'm more concerned with the lack of morality in advertisements or the fact that no one has used the proper spelling of the word "too", used in that context.