funny South park jokes /quotes

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: Silcone Synapse

awwww! I didn't get so far in the levels
are ther any vids
I was in the alien ship but that is it

Aye,its a funny game.
Well,you asked for it (warning spoilers ahead for those who have not played the game)-

originally posted by: Silcone Synapse

originally posted by: MimiSia
a reply to: Silcone Synapse

awwww! I didn't get so far in the levels
are ther any vids
I was in the alien ship but that is it

Aye,its a funny game.
Well,you asked for it (warning spoilers ahead for those who have not played the game)-

Stick of Truth was great. I'm on my second playthrough, this time as a Jew.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

you not my pal, cus



not second day goes without me thinking this

a reply to: Silcone Synapse

this broke the lol duff beer record









I am lucky I am 30% still sober
and didnt break my rib laughing

a reply to: the owlbear

wwwhhhaaaattt?
this can get even funnier ?

Favorite episode: The Mystery of the Urinal Deuce.




Favorite quote, "Oh boy! A huge package! I've always wanted a huge package." - Butters. I still use that whenever I get a new UPS driver.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom



Hoover your butt cheeks above the urinal

*chocolate hot dog and *fudge dragon

I love that thank u

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Mr.Mackey: "Now you might all think I've given up finding who crapped in the urinal, m'kay. And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime. This is Mister Venezuela, the school janitor, m'kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dookie in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! M'kay? He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works he's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay. And then he walks into the boy's room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay, you might as well just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head." [all the kids laugh] Mr. Mackey: "Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Yeah, that's real funny!"

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Mr. "Mackey: [to Stan] When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay. How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!" [Stan laughs] Mr. Mackey: "Oh, you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's REAL funny!"

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I find it so funny that the visuals are so simple yet when there is someone famous you know right away who it is

Thr only thing that upsets me is that English is my 4th spoken language so I always missout on the hidden jokes

a reply to: crazyewok

Get a new one.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

a reply to: Krazysh0t

a reply to: MimiSia

a reply to: Krazysh0t

Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

a reply to: MimiSia

Cartman: Writing Christian music is easy. You just replace all the words about love with Jesus.

Cartman song lyric: I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!

a reply to: Krazysh0t

sick

a reply to: MimiSia

Billy Meyes: BILLY MEYES HERE WITH CHIPOTLE AWAY!

Kyle: Why would you eat anything that makes you crap blood?
Cartman: Have you even eaten Chipotle? It's really good.


Doctor to Stan: So both pictures look like a pile of turd being reheated?
Stan: YES!
Doctor: Oh I see, then you have what we in the medical community call, Being a cynical asshole. It's where everything you see and do looks like and sounds like #.

My favorite part of that episode is the "cure"


Oh yea. Best scene ever!

a reply to: Krazysh0t

dude the last one not funny
I am African-American