I'm not going to divulge the name or source of the silly song. For some it my be nostalgic. Others will probably have no idea what it is. That's fine!
A free cookie to the first who can identify the song! Please don't cheat and use Google! I will add that it is far from mainstream. Enjoy the
rhymes!
If you know me then you know what I do
I listen to transmissions from Mars and the Moon
The alien channels yeah I'm down with that
'Cause the alien's got flavor and that's really phat
Yeah I catch the vapor from the alien street
But this one particular time they knocked me off my feet
I was flippin' through the channels gettin' busy with the sound
When a dope new jam from the aliens came down
(Untranslated alien message)
Can you keep a secret?
At first I thought it was phat, cool, dope, fly
But then my brain got curious, I had to decide
Do I leave their words a mystery or try to tame their code
Were they just poppin tags or fittin' to invade my home
So I took the tape to this MC in my hometown
Homeskillet ripped down the sound, yeah homie was breakin' it down
And the thing that came out when he finished with the tweakin'
We was sittin' their listenin' me and homie started freakin'
Yo! I'm droppin' science! Check out the hook
(Untranslaed alien message)
Don't be hindsighted listen up!
Now we had the knowledge after hearing what we heard
I said "Yo that jam is whack" and my homie said "Word"
Now right now you'd be trippin' if you could translate
So let me spin the translation and you can let it marinate
Allow me to show and prove:
We will eat you
Soon defeat you
No use crying
Time for dying
We're the winner
You're the dinner
You men harvest
With some garnish
You!
No, no! I'm down here makin' ends!
And this bad alien junk is up there plotting to wipe out my kool-aid.
We will eat you
Soon defeat you
No use crying
Time for dying
We're the winner
You're the dinner
You men harvest
With some garnish
You!
Naw. Bad aliens thinkin' we be geese. Can you keep a secret?
They be up there in their silver moon kicks thinkin' they hardcore
But it doesn't take no downtown science to know
We gotta get the army to break out the jammy and put these bad aliens in their place
We just gotta flex it!
They come down here in their flyin' low low
Man we gotta flunk that jam y'all
They better raise their weight
'Cause they're gonna meet up with some Earth protectin' gangstas
We've got that homeland security, fo shizzle!
If no one gets it after a bit I'll reveal it.
This song has definitely been featured on
a particular late night radio program I imagine many
ATS users listen to, or did at some point.
edit on 3-13-2015 by WakeUpBeer because: (no reason given)