If I order a pizza how dangerous will it be?

originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
a FAR reaching question I hope.

Um... sounds more like a FART reaching question. 😫

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originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin
The microwave information was very informative for me and has put my mind at rest to make the microwave food, but tonight I have worked a long day and night and need the comfort food.
I am still unsure about the climate, I think there is an argument for and against.

So let me get this right,

you don't believe in the existence of the climate and you want a pineal gland pizza for tea tonight.

I also found your thread on the nutrition of Jesus to be very informative.

Obviously taking the piss mate.

a reply to: tastyrawmeat

pineal gland and Jalapeno.

Do not do that! The Jalapeno will make your Kundalini rise as well. Then like Neo you will awaken and find yourself in a Cocoon...feeding the machines. You dont want to go there. My response is Philosophical..not quite under the 5 terms you listed.

a reply to: muse7

deprave yourself from the pleasures of life but always in moderation.

deprive yourself of the moderation, enjoy depravity!

a reply to: FlyersFan

cold and flu season and you never know who sneezed on your pizza

Meh, before the flu or winter...post toilet hand washing takes precedence!

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

A kindred spirit!

a reply to: skalla

long as the number of slices are a prime number.

I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.

a reply to: tastyrawmeat

I am still unsure about the climate, I think there is an argument for and against.

Its all "whether" in the long run. I mean thats what climate is is long time running weather. The question is "weather" you acclimatize (a-climatise) yourself to the loose microwaves floating around your kitchen and your ketchup and in your body.

a reply to: canucks555

some Vegan friends that worry about things like Pizza.
They basically flood my social media pages with negative meat memes on a daily basis.

Seriously...and you still call them friends. Friends dont flood

a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

Thank you for your kind words brother.

a reply to: tastyrawmeat

Nope. Fatty does not describe me at all. Enjoy your pizza!!

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: skalla

long as the number of slices are a prime number.

I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.

I once had a pizza delivered and it's olives formed a widdershins spiral. My Dog spontaneously combusted and now my living room rug looks like the Turin shroud on acid.

a reply to: teslarocks

Sorry I am ashamed of myself for saying that.

originally posted by: skalla

originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: skalla

long as the number of slices are a prime number.

I once ordered a pizza with the ingredients per slice portioned as per the Fibonacci sequence. I reached a transcendental state.

I once had a pizza delivered and it's olives formed a widdershins spiral. My Dog spontaneously combusted and now my living room rug looks like the Turin shroud on acid.

Was it an explosion or an implosion (these details are important).

I suspect a noetic resonance cascade, often a side effect of adhering too tightly to a noble number sequence in the preparation and presentation of olives on a tomato paste substrate. If interspersed with spicy sausage meats in the wrong proportion, catastrophic results are to be expected (especially in the presence of a white long sleeved shirt).

I must confess that I am somewhat concerned that you are making mention of the Turin Shroud under the influence of hallucinogenics. Drug references are generally frowned upon at ATS and I would also not advise placing potentially incriminating comments on a public forum.

I also feel I should warn you about the bipolar bears.

a reply to: chr0naut

Definitely an explosion. I remember it vividly as my Garlic Bread was shaped like a perfect representation of The Buddha, the first bite granting me release from the Wheel of Life and Death, then restoring all memories from this life and all my previous incarnations - which had been wiped from my memory by the cheesy Nachos, which i ate first.

You never know what will happen when you order pizza. Great thread OP

I saw a movie a while back where a beautiful young woman had a pizza delivered to her home. The delivery guy had taken the liberty to cut a hole under the box and inserted some extra sausage. She didn't seem to mind but I've been scared of that kind of crap happening to me ever since.

Never again.

a reply to: mikeone718

It was strange how she wanted the mayo on her face and not on the pizza. Is that an American thing?

a reply to: skalla

So you've seen the same movie.

I thought it was some new trendy European thing. I need to get out more often.

Only dangerous if you order anchovies.

Other than that, you're pretty safe.

Anchovies....really?

Who does that?

a reply to: mikeone718

Brown Sauce and Tomato Ketchup are pretty popular here in the UK. I wouldn't get that movie though if i were you.