Clan of the White Monkey (or How I learned to love Boymonkey)

a reply to: billyvonhelvete

Oh Thank Monkey you like Heavy Metal!! When I saw where He said your taste in music sucked, I was a bit worried. I put My fears to rest!! All Hail Metal Heads!!!

All Hail BoyMonkey!!!

Anyone seen our beloved leader?
I wanna talk percentages for our franchise deal, sorry I meant Church Funding mechanisms in my area...

*Edit*


...by Monkey, how could I forget that.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Hey nothing wrong with levitating! I do it a lot. Well sort of. When I am on Dragon Wings and soaring the skies it is a bit like levitating!! LMFAO!!!

Meh, I'll pass. Last time I joined a monkey cult, we ended up with this.



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a reply to: Kukri

Love the new avatar!! Awesome. I'll have to see if one of those on the AC Thread will put a little white Monkey on My Back! LOL!!
Hey, even after the renovations and all that, I am going to stay mostly in my Lair. Love that Cave!! I have been in it for centuries afteral, so trying to live in a building of any kind would be too strange for Me, I think. I am usually only in buildings for a very short time. I am in and outta castles and such in a flurry of Dragon Wings after I grab their treasures!!!

a reply to: BlueMule
Ah, that was the Reformed Evangelist Primates... they're a bad lot, a different sect, nothing to do with us, they're beliefs are wrong, and a distortion of the true teachings of our lord BM.


All Hail.

Reformed Evangelist Primates. Splitters!

a reply to: grainofsand

a reply to: nonspecific
Yep, only banana sandwiches as well, eating the traditional way is considered unclean.
Crazy bunch them lot

Ohh yes, im very into metal!, everyone should look for monkey man by zimmers hole!, its funny even if ya not into metal!
All the best.
B. V. H a reply to: SyxPak

I have made it official (or something like that) I am now the Bishop of Babes in Bikinis. I will be issuing edicts shortly for BoyMonkey.

All rise for evensong.

WTF is that all about...

originally posted by: billyvonhelvete

...are you a Reformed Evangelist Primate or something?!!!

a reply to: Dimithae

Instead of chanting,we should have 'hooting'.
I will talk to BoyMonkey about our official Monkey dance when he shows up.

a reply to: billyvonhelvete

Ah yes we shall name the grotto Zimmers Hole in honor. Also this would be recommended playing for our dj's

originally posted by: Dimithae
I have made it official (or something like that) I am now the Bishop of Babes in Bikinis. I will be issuing edicts shortly for BoyMonkey.

Highly approved by the High Counsel! Blessings Dimithae Bishop of Babes in Bikinis.

originally posted by: grainofsand
WTF is that all about...

originally posted by: billyvonhelvete

...are you a Reformed Evangelist Primate or something?!!!

LMAO!! He's a reverend and a dj they always screw it up.

I will have to discuss this with the council members and see what our exalted leader has to say about this.

Please forgive me sire!, im beating myself with the skins of 1000 bananas for punishment!lol!
All the best.
REV. B.V.H.
a reply to: grainofsand

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a reply to: billyvonhelvete

I looked up that jam. Very cool! That guy on the right, long hair smokin the blundt looks a lot like Me like 8 or 9 yrs ago! Long hair, same facial structure and all! Now my face hair is gray, but other than that, Me still having the Long Brown hair and all, He is damn near a twin to Me!! LMAO!!! Just odd......

originally posted by: billyvonhelvete
Please forgive me sire!, im beating myself with the skins of 1000 bananas for punishment!lol!
All the best.
REV. B.V.H.
a reply to: grainofsand

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Give me a heads up next time; some of my vintage banana whips are in need of polishing.

a reply to: Eunuchorn

Whoa!!! You've got Banana Wips?!! WOW!! How appropriately Awesome!!!

Yee Freakin Hawwwwwwww!!!!!!