Georgia lawmaker pushes bill banning creation of ‘glow in the dark’ human-jellyfish hybrids

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A Georgia Republican legislator introduced a bill he said would ban the mixing of human and jellyfish embryos — even though he doesn’t know if it’s actually happening in his state.

“I’ve had people tell me it is but I have not verified that for sure,” state Rep. Tom Kirby (R) told WSB-TV. “It’s time we either get in front of it or we’re going to be chasing our tails.”

Thank God, someone is paying attention. With all the problems in the world, the last thing we need is a human jellyfish hybrid. Think of the children and how they would feel if confronted with one of the diabolical monsters; spawned in some God forsake lab for the expressed purpose of bringing Satan's demon hordes upon us. Clearly this is what those scientist have in mind.

“We in Georgia are taking the lead on this issue,” the website states. “Human life at all stages is precious including as an embryo. We need to get out in front of the science and technology, before it becomes something no one wants. “The mixing of Human Embryos with Jellyfish cells to create a glow in the dark human, we say not in Georgia. “This bill is about protecting Human life while maintaining good, valid research that does not destroy life.”

Thank you Georgia for bringing some rational thinking into the mix. We don't need no Science or them pointy headed research guys messing with the lords work. Glowing in the dark humans; stay in California where you belong!!!!!!
Or is it Colorado, I can't remember but I know it starts with a "C" maybe Connectedcut.

If he read some of the stuff Steve Quayle talks about, his head would explode.

He probably hasn't heard of this:
Human\Cow hybrid

Bah silly person.
Who wouldn't want teenage mutant ninja jellyfish?.

originally posted by: boymonkey74
Bah silly person.
Who wouldn't want teenage mutant ninja jellyfish?.

Damn, It' a cryin shame that Hunter S. Thompson couldn't be here to see this surreal political madness; he would have loved it!

But it is completely fine to genetically modify our food and not tell us what is in it. ?

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: boymonkey74
Bah silly person.
Who wouldn't want teenage mutant ninja jellyfish?.

Damn, It' a cryin shame that Hunter S. Thompson couldn't be here to see this surreal political madness; he would have loved it!

His is a voice that is badly, badly needed at this time.

They are certainly having a field day with other animals, including man's best friend..and pussies, and Moo Moo's and......



Whaddaya reckon? who's next?

And for the ops next thread ?

Gop Lawmakers wants to create a law banning human hybrid jellyfish wearing spandex that don't wash their hands after going to the rest room.

Film at 11.

originally posted by: neo96
And for the ops next thread ?

Gop Lawmakers wants to create a law banning human hybrid jellyfish wearing spandex that don't wash their hands after going to the rest room.

Film at 11.

You can GD well bet I'll be posting every time some dumbass republican tries to pass some GD dumbass legislation.

you stalking me bro?

wow I thought this was an article from the onion at first. but then i seen rawstory. now i feel much better.

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: neo96
And for the ops next thread ?

Gop Lawmakers wants to create a law banning human hybrid jellyfish wearing spandex that don't wash their hands after going to the rest room.

Film at 11.

You can GD well bet I'll be posting every time some dumbass republican tries to pass some GD dumbass legislation.

you stalking me bro?

Right I forgot only the GOP wants to pass dumb snip laws.

I remember a guy who said Guam might tip over if something wasn't done.

a reply to: neo96

You forget the lady who wanted the Mars rover to drive past the American flag.

a reply to: ketsuko

Oh have you got a link for that?.
Always need a giggle.

a reply to: smurfy

If the truth came out on how I was really created....
lol.

Glow-in-the-dark people would be all the rage at rave parties.

Georgia knows how to ruin all the fun.

originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: neo96

You forget the lady who wanted the Mars rover to drive past the American flag.

Oh yeah.

There is nothing more idiotic than gun control, and Climate legislation, and the list goes on.

Ya know stuff that is ACTUALLY law.

a reply to: neo96

Well, you've got to admit. Flipping out about "Glow in the dark human-jellyfish hybrids" is pretty dumb. Say what you want about gun control and climate-based legislation, they're at least attempts to address an actual thing.

originally posted by: Junkheap
Glow-in-the-dark people would be all the rage at rave parties.

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'Course they would, as it stands right now, if you saw one, you'd probably run like the clappers! I think it'd be a great thing, walking down the street everybody aglow, and a whole new street language..."look at her, she's a right glower!" it'd probably end all wars, well at night anyway. And what about getting enzymes from Chameleons and fishys..you could change colours, Lollypop Men doubling as traffic lights. This Georgia guy has fell out of his tree!

originally posted by: TheTengriist
a reply to: neo96

Well, you've got to admit. Flipping out about "Glow in the dark human-jellyfish hybrids" is pretty dumb. Say what you want about gun control and climate-based legislation, they're at least attempts to address an actual thing.

Doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me.

I don't live in Georgia.

Since states are their own sovereign power it's a LOCAL issue.

And no those others don't address anything.

It's already happened.

I for one welcome our new Jellyfish masters.